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Monday, January 18, 2016

NEAT APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...


it's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame.
  
We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?
  
A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
  
When blondes have more fun  do they know it?
  
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENT'S MISTAKES-  -  USE BIRTH CONTROL
  
Money isn't everything, 
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  
  
If at first you don't succeed, 
Skydiving is not for you
  
We are born naked, wet and hungry. 
Then things get worse.
  
Red meat is not bad for you 
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.  
  
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers 
Give the rest a bad name.
  
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge 
To produce reproductive organs.
  
  
Alabama state motto: 
At least we're not Mississippi
  
  
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO 
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
  
  
The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population
  
I think Senators should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could Identify their corporate sponsors.
  
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they passed.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And 50% of Americans have below average IQ.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
And 50% of Americans have below average IQ.

January 18, 2016 at 7:29 PM

you still spouting that mathematical impossibility?

Anonymous said...

About 300 million Americans, average IQ of Americans is 100. Therefore about 150 million with IQ above 100, about 150 million with IQ below 100. Except for 8:53 who thinks his/her IQ is 160 but actually is 60.

Anonymous said...

"I think Senators should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could Identify their corporate sponsors."

And put those logos on their government web pages next to their portraits. That would be colorful, wouldn't it!