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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Police: Teen breaks into house, eats food, masturbates into fridge

LAUREL, Md. (ABC7) — A Laurel teen is under arrest after breaking into a home multiple times.

On October 5, the Anne Arundel County Police Department began investigating a residential burglary in the 3400 block of Old Annapolis Road.

The victim installed an interior camera system in their home to capture any other burglaries. On November 7, the police were alerted to another burglary that was captured on the camera system at the same home.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

protecting Juvenile names is something that should be debated ..public humiliation would definitely have an effect on this clown

Anonymous said...

Sick.

Anonymous said...

Wow...the judge is going to have a field day with this clown.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I can't believe it's not butter, because it isn't...

Anonymous said...

There is more to this than meets the eye.

Anonymous said...

8:58-True,but if the folks who attend his trial (if there even is a tria)expect the wrath of God to come down on this guy think again.He has fallen into an ever expanding gray area that requires lesser means to handle.Probation and a mental eval at best.Prison overcrowding has endangered us all.

Anonymous said...

I'd get a new fridge. Cleaning it just wouldn't do.

Anonymous said...

11:19 you can give it to Salisbury Mayor for his house.

Anonymous said...

But I identify with salad dressing. I was just making sweet love to that head of lettuce as is my right. I am calling Transranchism

Anonymous said...

I identify as a male 'fridge, don't be rascist. Celebrate my trans 'fridgism.

Anonymous said...

9:28
Did they say probation or masturbation?