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Saturday, November 28, 2015

Glitter Beards Are Now a Thing and They Must Be Stopped

The most important issue of our time.

The most recent ​offense to taste and style comes in the form of the #glitterbeard: a disconcerting "trend" on social media that asks men to dip their beards into glitter, presumably to promote some misguided form of the holiday spirit. (Side note: can we please stop with the silly fake grooming trends on social media, guys?)

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what?
If they're dumb enough to do something like that, let 'em do it.

Anonymous said...

This is as feminine as the man bun...If you sport a man bun then you might as well go for it because you are already way down the road to homosexuality.

Anonymous said...

Or you're a Samurai.

Anonymous said...

Looks like sparkly vomit.

Anonymous said...

Try it out in prison and see how that works out.