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Thursday, October 29, 2015

Who Will Be Hillary’s First Lady?

We can all see it’s beyond time to raise an upside down ‘America is in dire distress’ flag*. Unfortunately the prospects for a rescue boat on the horizon are zilch. We won’t be saved by new leadership in 2016. Just as predicted, “Voters will come home to Jeb/Hillary.” There is a reason whyBernie handed Hillary the debate.

The fix is in for the paintsuit queen. A Democratic National Committeewoman says her party is ‘clearing a path’ for Hillary because ‘the women in charge’ want it that way.

Following in Obama’s footsteps of hiding behind his race to shut down any opposition, Hillary will be able to use her gender to cry foul.

And she may even be able to use her sexual preference to scream hate speech at anyone who disagrees with her. “Hillary Clinton ‘could be ourfirst Lesbian president,’ says Bryan Fischer. Apparently, Bill won’t be theFirst Man at the White House as many feared as Chelsea Clinton and Huma Abedin vie to be Hillary Clinton’s First Lady.

You might think having the same crazy eyes as mother would be a bonus but frankly it looks like Chelsea doesn’t stand a chance at the First Lady job against Huma, either. It doesn’t matter that Chelsea goes around telling anyone that will listen that her mom Hillary should be president for “symbolic reasons.”

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm betting no one will give the same breaks to the old white woman that they gave to the first black man. And I'm not being sexist here, it's just not going to be the same. Anyone want to take that bet?

Anonymous said...

The Kardashion girls, they are used to screwing every guy, so they can help Hitlery screw America.

Anonymous said...

Ohh my lunch !!
Please don't ever mention Hillary and anything sexual in the same article anymore

Anonymous said...

No need to worry, she will not make it in anyway.

Anonymous said...

I think that Bill should pick her.

Anonymous said...

jim ireton will be first lady

Anonymous said...

I thought Yabba Dabba Doo was a shoo- in?

Anonymous said...


I hope she is never president she looks awful,like some bag lady from a homeless shelter.