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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

A Viewer Writes: Serving Suggestion

Joe,

Maybe someone from Wal-Mart can teach us all how to serve creamy peanut butter and make it look like the serving suggestion on the label. I’ve been trying all morning and just can’t get it to look like that!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's not a serving suggestion but rather a suggestion that the "spread" may contain some actual peanuts. Try buying real peanut butter next time.

Anonymous said...

You people have some pretty boring lives if all you have to do is complain over something like this. Please get a job and get a life!

Anonymous said...

Back at you 8:00.

Anonymous said...

well, 754, maybe it IS a serving suggestion since it says, "Serving Suggestion". and for 8:00, it's probably printed in China by people who can't read English because all our jobs are now over there instead of here.

Or, you could both just get a sense of humor and enjoy a laugh over the whole thing.

Anonymous said...

Ewe, can you imagine what is really in that stuff. No thanks.

Unknown said...

Get a Ninja kitchen system, buy good peanuts, mix on high for 10 minutes= best peanut butter ever!

Anonymous said...

You won't get it to look like that without a peanut time machine.

Anonymous said...

With each allowed addition to the formula for this peanut butter-like stuff, the names change to suit. What you see here is peanut butter spread, which government says can contain even more things that are not food and that you don't want to think about.

Anonymous said...

Just like buying pre-packaged "cheese food" in the refrigerated section. They have to add the word "food" to the label. So we know it's...food.

Anonymous said...

"No stir" is the serving suggestion. There should be an asterisk, and no stir + all natural I believe to be a lie. It's chemicals that are used to create that uniform distribution of oils and flavors we all love.

Anonymous said...


The serving suggestion pictured is to secure some peanut hulls and form small globs of the jar's contents into faux peanuts.

Why is that so challenging?