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Friday, August 22, 2014

Obama Challenges Caliph of ISIS to Golf Game

Facing criticism for going right from his Foley statement back to his golf game, the White House announced today that what appeared to be a bored manchild taking endless vacations and hanging out with his pals at taxpayer expense was actually part of a cunning scheme to defeat ISIS.

“Next week, President Obama intends to challenge the Caliph of ISIS to 19 holes at the Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course in Hawaii,” White House spokesman Josh Earnest said. “His entire administration, all his experiences, have been leading up to this point. Every time conservatives ridiculed him, he was actually training for the day when he will personally defeat ISIL. At golf.”

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

My Commander and Chief , not to worry , he is a disgrace to humanity .

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Very sad and shameful that America has an incompetent President it doesn't say much for the American voters does it.

Anonymous said...

Weakening our country...TREASON.

Anonymous said...

What a complete P.O.S.