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Friday, August 22, 2014

Let’s Guess What Happens If You Drive A Stolen Shopping Scooter To Meet Your Probation Officer

There are many things you can do to make sure you don’t go get in trouble with the law for another go around, but a surefire way to hop right into that hot water again? By boosting a ride and driving it to a meeting with a probation officer.

In this case, “ride” means an electric shopping cart pilfered from an Albuquerque Walmart, court documents say, according to KOAT News (warning: link has video that auto plays).

And when his probation officer asked the 18-year-old where he got his new wheels, to which he allegedly replied that he “took it from the Walmart” in the area.

At least he made it to his appointment?



Anonymous said...

people steal the small carts & use them for laundry baskets.

Anonymous said...

Could have been obamas son.

Anonymous said...

Can't fix stupid - but birth control prevents it from reproducing...and saves welfare money....never mind, it eliminates democrat voters.....

Anonymous said...

Illegal immigration will take up that slack 10:02

Anonymous said...