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Monday, June 09, 2014

Are you as moral as you think you are?

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It's Barack Obama!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

You can save the life of Barack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful socialist men hell bent on the destruction of America.

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.

"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?"

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL I would have grabbed a tree limb and helped flushed the toilet.

Anonymous said...

Use whatever is in the camera, don't take a chance of missing that picture. It would surely be god doing his work.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be able to take the photo since I would be busy holding his head under just to make absolutely sure.

Anonymous said...

Neither, I'd throw him a bag of bricks

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

5:33 youre comments are very thought provoking

Anonymous said...

I'd save him and collect a nice reward..

Anonymous said...

B&W baby. Let him go down with the irony.

Anonymous said...

color film for clarity and sharpness.

Anonymous said...

That's colored film.

Anonymous said...

Throw the camera as hard as you can at his forehead to knock him unconscious. Make sure...

Anonymous said...

I would empty my bladder to make sure the water continues to rise...