Attention

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent our advertisers

Monday, May 05, 2014

Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With .25 Caliber Pistol

This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.

In her own words, this is what happened: While out hiking in Missoula, Montana, with my husband, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire, I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my husband in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol, and I'll find another husband.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

I'll bet everyone who reads this thinks it's a joke,but a woman will throw a man under the bus in a heartbeat.My wife would have shot me in the head.

Anonymous said...

My Ex-wife would have done the same thing!

Small world...

Anonymous said...

How women stick together in crisis: one escapes, both eat.