We are In T R O U B L E

After sitting down and doing the math I have come to the conclusion that we are in deep dodo in this country.

The population of this country is 310 million, of which 160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this 55 million, there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing TERRORISTS.

Which leaves 17.2 Million to do the work.

Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes

Nice. Real nice.