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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Man Leaps To Death After Girlfriend Refuses To Stop Shopping

Whether an unintended consequence of the push for over-consumption of the Chinese consumer or simply a man hitting his breaking point (as many Americans - we are sure - have considered in the last few weeks), 38-year-old Tao Hsiao lept to his death from a 7th story walkway in a Jiangsu mall after his girlfriend would not stop Christmas shopping. The 5-hour marathon 'consumption' ended badly after Tao's girlfriend said he was "spoiling Christmas," when he chided her that she "already had enough shoes...it was pointless buying more." He died on impact, and no one else was injured. It is unknown if his girlfriend continued shopping...

Via Shanghaiist.com,

When his girlfriend insisted on prolonging their Christmas shopping marathon, 38-year-old Tao Hsiao leapt from a seventh-story walkway and killed himself in a Jiangsu shopping mall.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he thought he was Chris Angel and intended to levitate his way down just to scare her.

Anonymous said...

One way to take the plunge

Anonymous said...

Shop till he drops.

Anonymous said...

Well she can take his present back and get another pair of shoes.

Good Grief... said...

Hopefully Obama will copy his act soon...

Anonymous said...

I hope when he arrives at the pearly gates he will be informed that all he had to do is shop around for a different girlfriend.

Oh, but that would require more shopping...

My bad.