My faith in Internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.
Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.
Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama
5 comments:
Thanks for the humor. Humor is important in life, but there isn't much out there anymore.
That's about like some of the stories he tells, good one!
Thank goodness a believable story accompanied the photo.I was starting to doubt it's authenticity.
You sure that wasn't Dick Cheney...?
And the rifle used came from Fast & Furious before it migrated back across the border.
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