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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

MONSTER BUCK DEER

My faith in Internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.
Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.

Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the humor. Humor is important in life, but there isn't much out there anymore.

Anonymous said...

That's about like some of the stories he tells, good one!

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness a believable story accompanied the photo.I was starting to doubt it's authenticity.

Anonymous said...

You sure that wasn't Dick Cheney...?

Anonymous said...


And the rifle used came from Fast & Furious before it migrated back across the border.