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Sunday, March 03, 2013

Question Of The Day 3-3-13

Keep it clean please

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whew! How in the hell do you keep that clean?

Anonymous said...

take a piss and wonder how I broke it off...then scream when I wake up

Anonymous said...

Guess I'll have to start putting the toilet down.

Anonymous said...

Divorce myself.

catjowill said...

Shave!

Anonymous said...

Collect 4o years of equal pay...somebody owes me!!

Anonymous said...

Start planning all the perks and ways I can get all the things I want, now that I'm a woman. And not whine because I can't quite figure out how to go about it. Women have an extreme amount of power, if they know how to use it.

Anonymous said...

You know what they say, we have half the money and all the putangy.

Anonymous said...

Lets see... I will have to leave my ex, then find a woman who will work 40 hours a week, take care of the kids (without any help) and also do all the cooking and cleaning like I used to....Wow that's power 2:46. Guess I better learn from those other women, Huh ?

Anonymous said...

Probably start cleaning....

Anonymous said...

write an analagy on male sex drive versus female sex drive.

Anonymous said...

Pee!

Anonymous said...

Go shopping for shoes.

Anonymous said...

Pee out a campfire.

Anonymous said...

Go on dancing with the stars, wear my former gender clothes, and let the audience try to figure it out.

Anonymous said...


3-4-13

I'd probably start bitchin' Thats what the rest of them do!!!

Anonymous said...

I would pee outside!!!

Anonymous said...

I guess I would pinch myself first , then look for an easy way out , probabley pills or something that don't hurt.

Anonymous said...

Jumping jacks in the mirror...

Anonymous said...

Blame Obama.