Start planning all the perks and ways I can get all the things I want, now that I'm a woman. And not whine because I can't quite figure out how to go about it. Women have an extreme amount of power, if they know how to use it.
Lets see... I will have to leave my ex, then find a woman who will work 40 hours a week, take care of the kids (without any help) and also do all the cooking and cleaning like I used to....Wow that's power 2:46. Guess I better learn from those other women, Huh ?
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Whew! How in the hell do you keep that clean?
take a piss and wonder how I broke it off...then scream when I wake up
Guess I'll have to start putting the toilet down.
Divorce myself.
Shave!
Collect 4o years of equal pay...somebody owes me!!
Start planning all the perks and ways I can get all the things I want, now that I'm a woman. And not whine because I can't quite figure out how to go about it. Women have an extreme amount of power, if they know how to use it.
You know what they say, we have half the money and all the putangy.
Lets see... I will have to leave my ex, then find a woman who will work 40 hours a week, take care of the kids (without any help) and also do all the cooking and cleaning like I used to....Wow that's power 2:46. Guess I better learn from those other women, Huh ?
Probably start cleaning....
write an analagy on male sex drive versus female sex drive.
Pee!
Go shopping for shoes.
Pee out a campfire.
Go on dancing with the stars, wear my former gender clothes, and let the audience try to figure it out.
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I'd probably start bitchin' Thats what the rest of them do!!!
I would pee outside!!!
I guess I would pinch myself first , then look for an easy way out , probabley pills or something that don't hurt.
Jumping jacks in the mirror...
Blame Obama.
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