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Saturday, March 23, 2013

Groundhog Phil A Furry Felon Over False Forecast

A shadow of a different kind is hanging over Punxsutawney Phil.

Authorities in still-frigid Ohio have issued an "indictment" against the famed groundhog, who predicted an early spring when he didn't see his shadow after emerging from his lair in western Pennsylvania on Feb. 2.

Spring arrived Wednesday, and temperatures are still hovering in the 30s in the Buckeye state and much of the Northeast. While it's not the coldest spring on record, it's a good 5 degrees below normal, said Don Hughes, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Wilmington, Ohio.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

feed em to the dogs.

Bullard Construction said...

HILARIOUS! i HEARD THE oNION CALLED FOR HIS BEHEADING THE OTHER DAY! gOTTA LOVE FANTASY!
Sorry about the caps, but I'm not retyping. Does anyone know the "ctrl+"x" command to reverse this?

Anonymous said...

You know, Pittsburgh Phil really just couldn't bear to see the RAVENS win the SuperBowl so he disappeared back down the hole in a state of depression. Had nothing to do with predicting the weather, just predicting how awful the Steelers were gonna be. LOL>

Anonymous said...

Fur lined slippers !

Anonymous said...

Hey Phil can make a mistake Our weatherman is wrong 75% of the time give Phil a break.