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Sunday, July 29, 2012

Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.

is

80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups,

is

1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner

is

.0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!

Please alert your friends

to this

alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large,

We withheld the statistics on

lawyers

For fear the shock would cause

People to panic and seek medical attention!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The 45% of people in the country who voted for Obama wont believe this or too stupid to.

lmclain said...

80 million REGISTERED gun owners. 180 million hunters who can hit a dollar bill pasted on a deer at 250 yards away (or further). I'm SURE that every gangbanging thug in every city in the nation has properly registered THEIR Mac-10, Tech 9, and AK-47. Most of my friends have at least 7-10 weapons and NONE are "registered". The FBI is CLUELESS and so is every police department, Homeland Security office, Treasury official, ATF (who can't even keep track of their OWN guns) and whatever other Gestapo agency you can name, when it comes down to just how many people there are "out here" packing heat. LOTS of it. And it scares the hell out of every Nazi totalitarian in this country bent on turning us into a pansy state. I mean, NANNY state. Pretty much the same thing anyway...

Anonymous said...

statistics:

Now Switzerland has great Liberal Gun Ownership Laws and crime has drastically declined; yes even gun crimes and deaths.
The American cities that have the strictest gun laws have the most crime and gun deaths. to name a couple: Washingotn D C and Chicago.

The cities with the most liberal gun laws have very low crime and gun deaths. you can google this if you'd like. the info is available for anyone to see.

Anonymous said...

Now Switzerland has great Liberal Gun Ownership Laws and crime has drastically declined; yes even gun crimes and deaths.

I don't think so.