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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Tom Brady


Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was Showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriot's flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said... God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt Special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple & Black sidewalk, a 50 foot tall Flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every window, a Ravens Towel.

Tom looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I Have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even Won a few Super bowls."

God said, "So what's your point, Tom?"

"Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Ray's house, it's mine."

GO RAVENS! GO RAVENS! GO RAVENS! GO RAVENS! GO RAVENS!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

pspspspspspspspspspspp!
The Ravens are going down!

Anonymous said...

That was kinda GHETTO!!!

Anonymous said...

Down the floor
and out the door!

Anonymous said...

lol that's why the Ravens are 1-8 in the last 9 meetings with the Pats.



Whole lotta talk, but until they can back it up, it's just hot air!

Anonymous said...

Go Pats!

Anonymous said...

come on, everybody knows the Redskins are God's team