Anyone up for some poop burgers?
Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.
He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.
And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.
Why would he even think of it, you might ask.
Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.
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6 comments:
Don't eat anything that comes from Japan!!
Who said Radiation was a bad thing?
if it looks like shi- smells like shi- and taste like shi- it must be shi-. We had veggie burgers one time and I often wonder if that is what they were made of cause that's what they tasted like, shi-.
that's just gross....
Provide it to all inmates in the State Prisons.
7:18 PM
And when they get out they will share with you.
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