Only in America ...do
drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes
at the front.
drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes
at the front.
Only in America .....do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in
the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do they have drive-up
ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER....
Why the sun lightens
our hair, but darkens
our skin?
Why can't women put
on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated'
such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there
mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize
the needle for
lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make
the whole plane out
of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck together?
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite
of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport, the terminal?
3 comments:
LOL great laugh. Thanks!! I like the one about why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed. I'm pretty sure I put mine on with my mouth open. :-P
I asked my wife about the mascara thing. She says it's true; something about it being in a woman's genes.
Great way to start out a Monday monring. Thanks Joe!
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