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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

WAL-MART vs. THE MORONS

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broken.

c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.

e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??

MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WAL MART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???

WAL MART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS.......WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand”
Milton Friedman

Scarlet Betz said...

Perhaps Walmart could fix the economy with one simple new policy - require all of their vendors to manufacture at least fifty percent of all products in the United States.

Anonymous said...

Walmart (Freemasonry) is the governmnet - egg head.

Wake up and look at the 6 pointed star!

Take a look at Sam Club's right leaning square - "on the square".

How do you think Walmart and Sam's became what they are now? This is an extreme case of anti-competitive, monopolistic, unAmerican behavior. Our entire retail economy has been brought down by this powerful corporation.

Yep, Sam Walton had a LOT OF HELP getting this thing going early on.

As above, so below

Anonymous said...

The only thing that is the same between the two is that they are both in bed with China. Our federal government borrows money from China. And Walmart sells huge amounts of Chinese made products. Both end up paying a communist country that hates us billions of dollars.

Anonymous said...

I haven't stepped foot in Wal*Mart in almost exactly 1 year. And only then because I because I was waiting for a prescription to run out, I hadn't bought anything else there in a few months before that. (and I haven't renewed my Sam's Club membership in at least 6 or 7 years)

You know what? I've made out just fine!

Anonymous said...

Respectfully I do not believe China (as a country or a government) hates us.

Why would someone think that - and then, why would someone write it on this blog?

There is no evidence it is true.

All of us have been brainwashed by our media and our government. China is a more successful government than our Constitutional Republic.

Chimera said...

Just curious as to what the connection is to Freemasonry.Theres someone who comments frequently about them and I am curious as to why-isnt it a bunch of old guys with rings?How sinister can they be?

Anonymous said...

Amen, Our government is too big and does not care what we have to say. Revolution coming!!!!

lmclain said...

10:41....China has a "successful" government because they kill dissenters. You CAN'T be that naive. As far as Freemasons being a "bunch of old guys with rings"...at the highest level of Freemasons, they are a bunch of very rich, well connected, extremely powerful, and absolutely ruthless old men with rings. And quite sinister. They just don't advertise it too much. 4:34? keep getting ready, because you KNOW they are getting ready. Dig it?