As Buzz saw the cat starting to cross the intersection, he yelled out the window, "Here kitty kitty", then quickly said to the driver, "Lets make some pancakes Grandma". FredG
Contrary to witnesses on the scene, after Granny was stopped by police for erratic driving, Buzz nervously repeated his original statement saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman". Now where have I heard that before? FredG
In response to comment left by: 10:39 Anonymous said...I thought I was suppose to drive Miss Daisy. A late breaking bulletin has just surfaced and states that Buzz the dog has been found guilty in a Wicomico court, of doing just that.....driving Miss Daisy. Now at least, we know why they both look the way they do. FredG
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I thought I was suppose to drive Miss Daisy.
When the fresh donut light turned red, Buddy and Grandma made a beeline for the parking lot...
As Buzz saw the cat starting to cross the intersection, he yelled out the window, "Here kitty kitty", then quickly said to the driver, "Lets make some pancakes Grandma". FredG
After just going through a red light at 70 mph with Granny, Buzz takes comfort in the warmth beneath him, even though the smell is sickening. FredG
PLEASE PLEASE... Not the vet, I swear I wont hump the couch any more.. PLEASE PLEASE
Wow.. Pets really do reflect there owners..:)
Contrary to witnesses on the scene, after Granny was stopped by police for erratic driving, Buzz nervously repeated his original statement saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman". Now where have I heard that before? FredG
In response to comment left by: 10:39 Anonymous said...I thought I was suppose to drive Miss Daisy.
A late breaking bulletin has just surfaced and states that Buzz the dog has been found guilty in a Wicomico court, of doing just that.....driving Miss Daisy. Now at least, we know why they both look the way they do. FredG
FredG you are a hoot! hahaha
MommaD
"Did she just back over Bobby Jones??"
Bobby Jones is in the floor.
Did you pee in the seat, or did I.
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