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Friday, June 25, 2010

What Exactly Is Inside A Can Of Whoop-Ass???


"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ..... Ronald Reagan

9 comments:

lmclain said...

Start printing the T-shirts....

Anonymous said...

Blessed are the peacemakers....blessed are Smith & Wesson!

Anonymous said...

Praise God....I bet it smells fabulous in there.

Anonymous said...

In America up id down, black is white and wrong is right.

Our entire way of thinking is topsy turvy probably because of the mind control to which we have fallen victim.

Anonymous said...

Peacemakers is a noun derived from a verb which means if nothing else . . . the absence of violence.

To refer to a combat soldier as a peacemaker is somewhat disingenuine. It is a lie.

A combat soldier is the opposite of a peacemaker.

Anonymous said...

Hey 1:20 and 1:21, get over yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Semper Fi

lmclain said...

Thank God for the Marines and the men who volunteer to face horrific wounds, endure misery, and confront death so pansy-ass liberals who are afraid of guns, despise God, and have no problem sending OTHER men to die for their freedom, can make snide comments. But you can bet your a$$ that they wouldn't say it to their face.....LOL you weak-minded, delusional, idiots who believe that all we have to do to our enemies (who want nothing more than to just kill you) is just apologize, treat them nicely, give them rights they don't want or appreciate, and generally cave in to all their demands. If we had only done that with the Nazi's and the Imperial Japanese, all those poor American soldiers wouldn't have had to die....Now, I'm SURE...I'm POSITIVE that will work with our current enemies...mind control??? thats what suicide bombers have fallen prey to....

Anonymous said...

That is the inerior of a C-17 Globemaster. The preferred aircraft used by the 82nd Airborne Division for airborne (combat parachute insertion) operations. Based out of Ft. Bragg, NC, this division is capable of putting a brigade sized element on the ground anywhere in the world within 18 hours. I spent four proud years with the 82nd, and I miss being there sometimes. Yes, they definitely qualify as a Can of Whoopass for anybody that stands in their way.