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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Things That Make You Go, Hmmmmmm?

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET :

* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your forgetting that you don't even have to learn the English language.

Anonymous said...

Everything is true. America is ameri,,,who?

Anonymous said...

When are we going to wake up America, get a grip, this is so true. Thank the leftist groups,and political correctness. Thank you people in Washington D.C thank you senators, screw us citizens. you won't get my vote next year.

Anonymous said...

i love when you call the electric co or any of the common utilties they always have the push 2 for spanish ....i say screw them if you cant speak english then you obviously are not a legal resident and you shouldnt be able to have the service it also bothers me that the MVA offers the written drivers test in spanish

Anonymous said...

All those public documents in Spanish...Why aren't they in French, or Russian, or German? You see, it just isn't fair...