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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Stamp Malfunction


The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

The stamp is in perfect order.

There is nothing wrong with the glue.

People are spitting on the wrong side.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like it. And some or most of you do too. Admit it.

Anonymous said...

ha ha....would not bother me one bit to spit on the wrong side. After all, what good is he? Oh yea, I forgot.....we got the changes that he promised! NOT!

Anonymous said...

Enjoy it while you can. It's only good through 2012.

Anonymous said...

1.73 Million Are you serious?

thomas augustus littleton said...

4:17,

Come on, man! Of course he's not serious. It's a joke!

Anonymous said...

Respect the office if not the man.

The President jokes are getting really old. Including the ones when Bush was in office.

Anonymous said...

this would be funnier if stamps were ALL self-adhesive now.

Anonymous said...

Yeah we know it is only his supporters spitting on the wrong side, after all the rest of us cannot afford to waste the money we spent on the stamp!

Anonymous said...

Not Funny