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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Three Married Men And The Women That Loved Them

The first man married a woman from Missouri . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Idaho .. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a Italian girl from New York . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

3 comments:

10001110101 said...

Haha!

Anonymous said...

Too Funny!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Reconciled1 said...

My pop pop used to say just about the same thing about my grandmother.. It went like this:
"Rick, you know I only hit your grandmother once, I didn't see her for about 3 days after that, then the swelling started to go down and I could barely see her out of my left eye..... "
He said she would always say "Ernest, get out from underneath that table and fight like a man"
Man I miss that man. He was a 6'3" gentle Giant...