This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's plan to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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6 comments:
Not funny, just racist!
MD_Progressive
In 1958 , 1956 ford convertible
located 101 west 84th street Ny.
All tires and wheels gone overnight.The West side at it's best.
Good choice Gordon , at least they are good for something! Keep them in chains or they will be in Salisbury robbing banks. That's another thing they are fond of.
Now you know those men from Harlem are hard working and if they get in trouble it is because cops are racial profiling again.
How in the heck is this racist. Every time someone posts a joke some cries racist. I didn't know "unemplyed harlem youths" were now a race.
Uhm.. Believe it said "Harlem youngsters". Nothing about race, just where they came from... There are multiple races in Harlem, as far as I know, it's the environment.
MD_Progressive
Typical liberal Obama Lover!
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