Two Old Friends

Bill and George, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day George didn't show up. Bill didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something. But after George hadn't shown up
for a month or so, Bill really got worried.
Bill approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
George! Bill was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
he said, 'For crying out loud George, what in the world happened to you?'

George replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Bill. 'What in the world for?'

'Well,' George said, 'you know Mary, that cute little blonde
waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Bill, 'I remember her. What about her?'

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'