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Friday, July 10, 2009

Salisbury News Exclusive!!! THE Obama Birth Certificate - FINALLY!

NOW IT'S OFFICIAL! After spending $950,000.00 on attorneys to fend off releasing ANYTHING to prove he is a citizen of USA Obama recently released his Hawaii birth certificate...... and I hope, once and for all the matter will be dropped and I will not have five or six emails each day from all you ultra-right-wingers with a different conspiracy angle...

He was elected as our President and we need to get over the fact we lost... !! So please stop stirring up things and trying to discredit him with all these stupid
and groundless rumors.....

Attached is a copy of his birth certificate and I hope this will put the matter to rest once and for all!

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aloha. Obamalottalicki! Aloha. :)

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhahhhhhhhh that's great and about all you'll ever see because it doesn't exist .

Anonymous said...

Well aren't you just the funny guy today.
Do any of you believe that, if there were SOME way to keep him from being elected someone wouldn't have uncovered it after all this?
Get over it. Once and for all. You're belaboring a point that has no substance. If it did, it would have been on the front page of everything in the world that has a front page.

Anonymous said...

At last , what a relief , it looks
as if it is a certified document.
Maybe this is not the real thing ,
but , I guess it's the best he can do. Sorta like all his accomplishments , huh.

Anonymous said...

Looks a little fishy to me , I think most states require a foot print.

Anonymous said...

It's time to start the process of removing this usurper from the White House he took an oath to uphold the Constitution and his first act broke it.

Anonymous said...

Come now that is funny. If you cant laugh at that you are one sour person.Funny stuff.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:05am

Good luck with the fantasy.

Anonymous said...

Looks legit to me... Guess we can't attack the birth certificate issue no more. Good thing theres still plenty more to disapprove of

SunnyInOC said...

NUFF PROOF FER ME

Anonymous said...

HA! LOVE IT

Anonymous said...

Thats funny. Did George Bush draw that?

Anonymous said...

Great. You put it to rest finally. Move on in life... or go back to middle school.

Anonymous said...

That's some funny s**t!!!!

Concerned Retiree said...

Had faith in Joe to get to the bottom of this controversy. Though it looks more like a Kenya birth certificate.

chuck said...

That's some funny sh!t right there. :)

Marie Devine said...

Really Cute. For those who do not know:

Evidence shows Barack Obama was an Indonesian citizen in the US on a student visa even after his parents were divorced when he was over 18 years old. That is why he did not register for the selective service, he was not required to, being a foreign citizen. Then he had to create one for the campaign when questions were asked.

The charges and evidences against Barack Obama are on my website, court style:
http://www.divine-way.com/forgery_evidences_sss_reg_colb_birth_cert_for_obama_impeachment.html
and
http://obama-birth-cert-forged-sss-impeach.blogspot.com

A copy was sent to Barack Obama and US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald. Both were sent about 2-11-09. Barack Obama clearly thinks he has something to hide.

Email the president that you want this controversy ended, http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/ The president, administration and Congress, and media will only press the president to quickly end this controversy if the people press them for a quick end. He should easily be able to end this controversy with proofs he has held as hidden. The president is open for blackmail from his own administration and others. This is serious and he cannot get out without prayer.

Anonymous said...

Funny, too funny!!!!
BTW, I voted for him and I still thinks is absolutely funny.

Anonymous said...

Another stunning example of why Repubs lost in 08'. Too busy with witch hunts and geese chasing to seriously tackle the issues relevant to the American people.

Alex said...

This is funny. 11:56 comment even funnier.

Anonymous said...

Re: Evidence says that Obama was an Indonesian citizen.

Both the US state Department and the Indonesian government have said that Obama was never an Indonesian citizen.

Anonymous said...

by Indonesian law he would not have been able to attend school there if he was not an Indonesian citizen.

Alex said...

BTW Marie Devine, you have to register for selective service if you are a legal resident. You do not have to be a US Citizen. See http://www.sss.gov/FSwho.htm
Enough with your conspiracy theories.

chuck said...

4:23,

Please provide proof for that assertion or it isn't true.

Anonymous said...

I know that the document shown is false. The teleprompter master is much more careful and precise!

Anonymous said...

Ha a democrat accusing someone of a witch hunt that's been your platform for 20 years for lack of useful idea's.

Concerned Retiree said...

This concern is along the same lines as Obama used against his opponents his entire political career. So think about this, He is being blackmailed by the Left on the way he advanced political. He cannot reveal any of his documents, whether they are birth certificates, Indonesian citizenship, passports or any thesis / articles he has written, since that will prove him as a fraud / con-artist. The Left will reveal his illegitimancy in all his political positions he has held and this will reveal how big of fraud he is. Using this tactic the Left can force any legislation they want to passage, because Obama is an "all about me / look at me / I'm all this / nobody can touch this, type of person. He is a Gangster.

Anonymous said...

If were wrong and he has one, then I guess we'll just have to shut up but if he has one why the heck can't he produce it? It's a very simple request.

chuck said...

Concerned Retiree,

that is the most absurd conspiracy theory I've ever heard, and that's saying quite a lot.

12:05,

He has. Many times. The State of Hawai'i confirmed that his original exists in their records. I was born in Hawai'i. They don't give anyone the original birth certificates. They only give out copies. That's State law.

But, you know all that, and just hate Obama SO much, that you find it okay to be WILLFULLY ignorant of the facts right in front of your face.

joealbero said...

Now wait just a minute Chuck. This news story was an exclusive for Salisbury News and we hired the same consulting firm the Daily Times uses to confirm this Birth Cirtificate is REAL!

I believe the consultant is none other than Johnathan Taylor.

chuck said...

alright... you win. That made me laugh.