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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Today's Daily Special



Hi, my name is Joe and I will be your Server today.

Welcome to the Salisbury Ho Restaurant. Our normal specials are Salisbury Steak but today we have a different kind of meat.

This is not the kind of beef you can purchase in a Store. It's not raised on a farm. Well, it could be, I'm not really sure.

Anyhow, for fast food, (a quickie) it's $10.00.
Today's back seat special is $20.00, it includes the rack.
Our Weekend Special includes a room for $34.99 a night.

Any complaints can be directed to the Salisbury SPD. You may get an answering machine but they'll get back to you.

If YOU happen to capture any more HOOKERS on the street please forward them to alberobutzo@wmconnect.com and we'll be sure to put up Today's Daily Special until Chiefy Webster takes this serious enough to do something about it.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Best laugh I have had in awhile. Sock it to them Joe! Freebie

Anonymous said...

LoL thats highway robbery!

Anonymous said...

go to oc russian hookers are as thick as thieves

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Anonymous said...

How about adding photos of the Johns in their cars and their tag numbers (mostly Delaware). If there weren't so many "customers" these girls wouldn't be out there.

Anonymous said...

must of hurt business last night for them when the rains came down. and when rt. 13 was shut down. maybe thats why they are having specials. lol.

Anonymous said...

A drive-through meat market ought to be regulated by the Food and Drug Administration. Or at least the Health Department, since the Salisbury Police Department can't manage.

Anonymous said...

Think I'll pass on this special, looks pretty nasty.

Anonymous said...

They were out in canoes during the storm last night when that part of 13 was washed out under two feet of water!! Nothin like a "Mobile Hoe"!!!

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm LoL The Other White Meat? : )

I went by there today on my way to Brainwaves. I think the business has fell off so-to-speak hehee

Looks like they may have moved up north to the place across from WBOC, used to be called the Miami Motel, didn't catch the name on the way by. Another no-tell motel.

Anonymous said...

today special does that come with fresh hot crabs all you can eat?

Anonymous said...

Cheap gas too! Funny as chit.

10 dolla me love you long time said...

Also that sign reads Winter Special 34.99 per night. Is that year round? does that includes Salisbury Skanks.

Anonymous said...

I belive in recycling but some of these gal's take it to a higher level!

Anonymous said...

Joe, getting off topic a bit, I wonder why nothing was published in the Daily Times about the police officer who hit a child at the corner of Delaware Avenue and Route 50 one morning. The bus was at a stop with its red lights flashing. Nothing on TV news, either. What's with that?

Anonymous said...

Im a little short today.
Do you have a Value Menu?

Anonymous said...

8:00 pm Friday came by the ho house the police were out there in numbers. They had handcuffed some..I guess some like it like that?

Anonymous said...

Prostitution is a vice crime, a patrol officer doesn't just waltz up to these ho's and ask "are you offering sex for money" getting the reply "well yes officer I am, looks like you got me". It takes an undercover operation which requires a great deal of man hours and resources...which has been done several times a year, but as someone else said, the commissioner's and courts let them out to do it again. So get off your high horse and stop bashing all of the officers who are doing what they can with the wages and manpower the city gives them. They are treated like dirt, paid the lowest and worked the hardest, not given even a cost of living increase in two years, the administration doesn't care, the citizens blame them for every little thing, and yet they keep anexing more and more into the city when they can't control what they already have. You can't spend time watching hookers when you are running call to call with down time spent typing reports for you idiots that leave your car unlocked in the middle of salisbury with your worldly possessions on the front seat and then want to blame the police for not standing guard over it because of course you are the only person in salisbury and they don't have anything better to do.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:02PM, it was on WBOC news that evening!

citygoer said...

Considering the size of the area its pathetic that Salisbury has any prostitution issues at all. I used to live in a huge metro area and prostitution was rarely an issue. Why do we have it here? Drugs, low income, no jobs??? DING DING DING!!! What do we have for her Johnny!!

Remind me again whats supposedly so good about this area.

freddie w said...

A new meaning to the "stimulus"program.

Anonymous said...

8:39 You are full of crap. Travel Thrift is not the only Ho House here in the bury. RT. 13 is now known as the HO Cheap Min trail.

Let's see, the old Miami Motel (Across from WBOC), the Motel on the north side of the overhead bridge, Temple Hill near Fruitland, (100 yards from Frank Hanna's house).

This has been going on now for 20 years or more. I'm not bashing the officers themselves, I blame the Department big head. Chiefy Baldy.

If chiefy wants to play politics let him run for office, other wise he should be addressing police work, crime, drugs and prostitution.

8:39 sounds like another disgruntled police officer. Hope we don't lose more good officers because of inept leadership. OK, everyone ran on a platform to address crime, who is working to address these problems?

It can't be Shanie or Bubba cause they only work part time hours. I thought Bubba promised to work full time hours to help this city get back into shape like Terry and Debbie. Sure glad he lost.

Anonymous said...

It was Saturday nite the police were at the ho house/thrift inn.

Chimera said...

Its easy to criticize the girls out there but lets heap some of that on those "johns".Lets take their pictures so their wives,friends,family and coworkers can see how nasty they are.

Anonymous said...

Webster isn't gone yet? gess dude, leave! Your not welcomed here

Anonymous said...

Joel Todd can get involved in enforcing the laws in his county, why can't Davis Ruark take the lead in Wicomico? Just blaming the SPD is not enough. The top prosecutor should be held responsible.

Anonymous said...

So why does not Wicomico County or the City try this?

http://www.police.nashville.org/news/media/2009/05/06c.htm

Anonymous said...

She has been out the last couple of weeks. I had a buddy ask her how much. She asked if he was a cop and he asked why did it matter. She said it cost more to get in the rear door.