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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

A Couple In Love

A couple who were very much in love went to dinner one night. The man asks the women to marry him at dinner. She agreed and so the two left the restaurant. On the way home the two were involved in a car accident that killed both of them. As they stood at heavens gates the angel asked them if they had any requests before they were let into heaven. They both replied that they wanted to get married as they could not do it on earth before they died. The angel agreed and told them that he would find a priest to marry them at once. The couple waited 4 years in heaven before the angel returned with the priest. The angel told them that the priest would now marry them. So the couple exchanged wedding vowels and were married. Two days passed and the couple went back to the angel. They told the angel that they wanted a divorce. The angel asked them why. The couple replied that after four years in heaven they had just had enough of each other and it just wasn't working out. The angel was furious at this point and said to them " It took me 4 years to find a priest in heaven to marry you two, how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer in heaven?"

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