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Friday, January 09, 2009

German Billionaire Adolf Marckle Commits Suicide

German billionaire Adolf Marckle found himself in deep doo doo, due to the Global financial crisis. Marckle left his Family a suicide note after he killed himself in what they want to call a Railway Accident. The guy flat out laid down on the high speed tracks and was run over by a train. No foul play was to blame.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder what else he did after he killed himself/?

Anonymous said...

Anon 9:58 He didn't do a thing. HE IS DEAD.

Anonymous said...

No foul play??? Right. Sure. Whatever...

Anonymous said...

I think 9:58 was referencing the wording that said he wrote the note AFTER he committed suicide...

Anonymous said...

Thats one way to get the inheritence money .

joe albero said...

My bad! LOL You get the point though.

Two Sentz said...

The dude's net worth went from 13 billion to 9.2 billion. Boohoo. Cry me a river. Not a reason to kill your 72 year old self.

Anonymous said...

To twosense's comment

Is that what you really think ? Dummy. Get back to your own site fool.

Two Sentz said...
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Two Sentz said...

"Is that what you really think ? Dummy. Get back to your own site fool."

No, thats what I read in most newspapers that covered this story. He was depressed because his businesses took a hit in the global economic crisis...from 13billion to 9.2 billion.

I feel sorry for his family. It just proves money can't buy happiness.

Anonymous said...

Was I in his will? Sorry about your luck, but if I still had 9 Billion, I would be poopin' in high cotton!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like somebody couldn't wait for their inheritence. It smells from here