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Saturday, August 02, 2008

How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Cross The Street?


You go first. No, you're welcome to go first. No thanks, age before beauty. It's your turn, isn't it? Oh look, a chicken! Now look what you've done, lunch is over and we have to go back to work anyway! Hey, it's NOT my fault! Look Pal, don't point the finger at me, I'm the one who told you to go ahead first! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Oh sh!t, is that Joe Albero across the street with the camera. SEE, now look what you've done, WE'VE BEEN BLOGGED!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could it be they were actually obeying the law and waiting for the sign to change to "walk"? Nah, probably not.

Anonymous said...

Did they actually CROSS the street?

Anonymous said...

"I can hear the ambulance, but don't see it, do you"?

Anonymous said...

Joe,
you could turn a picture of 2 children talking in front of a church into something sinister. You are a slime ball.

Anonymous said...

YES HE CAN!!! ISN'T IT GREAT!!!!