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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Joe Albero Gets Invited To The Firehouse Expo In Baltimore

Subject: Firehouse Expo 2008, Baltimore, Maryland, FREE Tickets Available, NOW! July 24th to July 26th, 2008

Good Morning

We would just like to invite you to the next Firehouse Expo which takes place in Baltimore, Maryland. We will be exhibiting the very latest High Visibility Safety Vests that fully comply with the series of new laws that are taking effect on road users and in particular fire, police and EMS workers.

Are you going See & Gordy? See You There! lol

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

So who invited you? This is a open invitation to anyone.

joe albero said...

No it's not. I didn't show the entire invitation so YOU, (Chief See or Gordy) couldn't retaliate against them.

Anonymous said...

Yes See will be there manning the International Association of Fire Chiefs Booth. He is a member.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Joe,
Firehouse expo is open to anyone and everyone. Its no different than going to Ocean City for the convention. So clarify your story and say someone invited you to tag along.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever noticed that a Stuckeys Pecan Log looks strikingly familar to a bowel movement after a second helping of sucatash? Tell'em where to shove it Joe!

Anonymous said...

whats wrong cheify, "you gonna have a hamburger and some french cries"...

Anonymous said...

Can you check into getting some kind of filler for those special cracks in the concrete floors....I seem to remember Shanie making a comment about "looking at all the good things about the new firehouse" instead of picking it apart. Maybe there is a special substance that can both fix the floor and give her a clue.

Anonymous said...

OMG...Can we get your autograph? You must really be important because you have a blog. Chief See and Gordy probably were invited, in fact anyone who choses to go can say they are invited considering it is open to the public. Get over yourself Joe!!!

joe albero said...

OK, I have given everyone all this time to make your statements. NOW, here's how this is going to work. SHOW ME YOUR INVITATIONS, A$$HOLES!

Not in five hours, RIGHT NOW! The bullsh!t stops here. OK Big Mouths, let's see those invitations come flying in.

Oh, if anyone is wondering how they're going to do so, they were sent out via e-mail. So if ANYONE has them, let's see ALL of these bullsh!t Firefighters come through?

This is some funny sh!t because it isn't gonna happen.

Anonymous said...

I got an invitation for you Joe. Bend over and I'll put it in the male slot.