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Sunday, July 27, 2008
It Is Now Legal To Cage Up Your Child
For a mere $69.99 you can now cage up your heathen child. The lines at K-Mart should be at least 2 to 3 hours long for this new gadget. I wonder if they're going to offer rain checks too? This company is going to make billions!
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
thats how i have felt the last ten days since the worm killed my system, no more worm, fed it to the cat fish.
Joe, It won't work for college age kids. We tried it. We had to use barbed wire, electrified. They still got out. Oh well ! Kids will be kids! You just can't keep them home on the farm like they used to. LOL farm boy
Why cage them and still get driven nuts by the noise, and then a medical bill for a broken ankle. Hi Kids, Daddy is making Strawberry-Benadryl Smoothies again.
4 comments:
thats how i have felt the last ten days since the worm killed my system, no more worm, fed it to the cat fish.
Joe,
It won't work for college age kids. We tried it. We had to use barbed wire, electrified. They still got out. Oh well ! Kids will be kids! You just can't keep them home on the farm like they used to.
LOL
farm boy
Depending on their ages you could just turn the playpen upside down on them.
Why cage them and still get driven nuts by the noise, and then a medical bill for a broken ankle. Hi Kids, Daddy is making Strawberry-Benadryl Smoothies again.
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