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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Shanie Chokes On A Piece Of Candy Monday Night


Council Woman Shanie Shields started choking on a piece of candy last Monday night like it was a skit from a Saturday Night Live Momma Cass scene.

Shanie was able on her own to cough up the pesky chunk of candy lodged in her throat while Chiefy See sat in the audience thinking to himself, self, how am I going to reach around and do the Hymlick Maneuver on this woman?

My advice, chew and then swallow. It will get where you want it to be eventually. Spitting it out of your mouth on Live TV, not cool.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe:

Maybe if you post a clip of Shanie's latest someone will show it to Louise Smoth and she will amend her rules to outlaw spitting at Council meetings!

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Give the woman a break. If it was a piece of hard candy, you don't chew it. It's very easy to choke on those things. Yes, she's annoying and a waste of space on the council, but, c'mon, if she's choking, where's your compassion?

Anonymous said...

Joe, thanks again for your on-the-spot photos! This one is a gem.

Shanie munches away all the time at these official meetings--she has no respect.

Louise, tell Shanie that there is to be no more eating at the Council table--new rule.

Anonymous said...

ONE CLASSY BROAD!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Give the woman a break. If it was a piece of hard candy, you don't chew it. It's very easy to choke on those things. Yes, she's annoying and a waste of space on the council, but, c'mon, if she's choking, where's your compassion?

8:15 AM


Oh give me a break you dumb ass. This fat slob deserves no compassion. She is a loser who shouldn't be eating candy or any thing during a profressional meeting. She needs to get off the seefood diet.

Anonymous said...

Barrie has been known to blather on and on with a piece of candy in her mouth as well, she did it the beginning of the month. Ridiculous how uncouth and low class she and Shanie are.

Anonymous said...

No matter what you think of a person, choking is a serious thing.
How would you like it if you were choking, no matter where you were, and people attacked you for it? Maybe she shouldn't be eating candy at the meeting but your comments are totally uncalled for. Actually I think posting a picture of it is uncalled for too.

The level this society has stooped to just amazes me. I have never heard so much name calling in my life on this site. I love coming to this blog because you find out what really goes on in the area but it's getting to be a little too much for me. Focus on some good things, shall we?!? If not I'll just be quiet and move on.

Anonymous said...

At least it wasn't a chicken bone.

Anonymous said...

Choking is a serious matter, but there was no choking here. It was easy to see on the live broadcast. She was talking with her mouth full. She decided to spit out the candy she was chewing right into her hand. She didn't turn away as she did it, use a napkin, nothing. It was right there on the camera for all to see and hear. It was positively rude and disgusting. I learned early not to do anything like that at the dinner table, let alone in public. This is simply a lack of good manners. The comments about weight and chicken bones are out of line, but discussion of glaringly bad manners at the council table isn't.

Anonymous said...

It's spelled Heimlich, not Hymlick.

Unknown said...

John Schwartz did you get a new computer or something?

Anonymous said...

Old Fisherman did you forget to change your depend undergarment this morning?

Anonymous said...

"Oh give me a break you dumb ass. This fat slob deserves no compassion." Well that comment speaks volumes about your intelligence level and it would be nice if somewhere down the road, someone treats you with the same lack of compassion you exhibited here.

Tim Chaney said...

I lost my compassion for her when she started rubber stamping the administrations agenda. If she can't get to the sessions on time or at all she should abdicate her porcelain throne.

I will give her credit for what Joe mentioned, that she didn't seek a handicap parking spot during the time she had her knee operated on. There are so many ppl that really need that parking that don't seek it, it really puts the spotlight on Louweasel's antics. "Oh I just plum forgot." Ignorance is no excuse for not obeying the law, of all people she should know that.

Louweasel not updating the "privileged" parking is not much difference than the Bethany Lutheran church not responding to the so called code violations. There are landlords all over renting to more ppl allowed by the code, and some of their run down shacks should be condemned. At least the intentions of the church are good intentions.

Anonymous said...

"She was talking with her mouth full. She decided to spit out the candy she was chewing right into her hand."

That's what it looked like when I watched it, too. It didn't come off as choking, just that she realized she couldn't talk clearly with the thing in her mouth.

Yes, let's not be as gross as that with low-blow humor like the chicken bones. But for her action, yes, call that what it is (disgusting).

Anonymous said...

***There are so many ppl that really need that parking that don't seek it, it really puts the spotlight on Louweasel's antics. "Oh I just plum forgot."***

Are you serious? Did Louise really say that? What did she have one for anyway? If it was for that foot thing she had done, wasn't that way back after she first took the throne?

Anonymous said...

Sure that wasn't a piece of chicken or fat back?

Anonymous said...

"She was talking with her mouth full. She decided to spit out the candy she was chewing right into her hand."

She shouldn't be stuffing her jowls full of candy knowing she is going to be sitting dais. I'm sure she ate dinner before coming to the meeting, after all she was 20 minutes late arriving. Barrie on the other hand has mints in her mouth thinking it covers up the smell of the booze. It's not working Barrie, the booze is coming out through your pores. You have the nerve to talk about Alberos cigars, smell yourself on occasion. I'll take his stinking cigars over your booze any day.