THE FINAL 4 TURKEYS SHOULD INCLUDE:
THE BIGGEST TURKEY OF THE YEAR
JIHAD JOEY ALBERO 44.7% 16643
SLICK RICKY POLLITT 26.2% 9757
O'GOVERNOR O'MALLEY 10.2% 3807
GARY "SVENGALI" MACKES 8.9% 3307
LOUWEASEL SMITH 7.9% 2951
THE QUISLING GILCHREST 1% 367
RT.REV. DR. HARRIS 0.9% 328
THE POSTER GIRL LES CALLETTE 0.2% 78
total votes: 37238 ROTFLMAO!
Even though Billy Duvall, (aka the Grim Reaper) admitted to his Poll being fixed and actually promised to replace it with a more accurate Poll, I knew confidently that the man wasn't going to reach into his pocket and actually pay for a professional service.
That being said, it looks like a BLOGGER, NOT a Politician has won the esteemed Turkey of the Year Award, hands down. You have to wonder what the results would have been if the Grim Reaper himself would have actually added his own name to the Poll? Shhhhh, don't say anything to him though because I wouldn't want him beating me at his own game.
Salisbury News Rocks! Thanks for proving that to everyone Billy.
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
5 comments:
Joe, you had the fireman vote you the biggest turkey, you played them like a fiddle !! Who else would have the time on my dime or the manpower idle enough to generate a 2 to 3 vote swing in one hour ?
Sorry for the correction on the previous post but I meant to say a 2 to 3 thousand vote swing in one hour !!!
JIHAD JOEY ALBERO 44.7% 16643
total votes: 37238 Total as of 2 minutes ago!
Stated at 12:12 today: total votes: 37238 ROTFLMAO!
Why do you Idiot Fire Fighters have to create such LIES all the time? Go back to playing with underage girls and leave this Blog alone.
Louweasel should have won, hands down.
Enjoy the publicity, Joe, LOL!
As for whoever the hell spent that much time stuffing the ballot box, how ridiculously silly.
I hoped they FELT ridiculously silly...but probably not, LOL!
"Hi, honey! What did you do today?"
"Uh, sat at a computer voting over and over again to get Joe Albero elected as Bill Duvall's Turkey of the Year. What did you do, hon?"
"Uh, took the kids to school, volunteered for the March of Dimes and maybe found a gene link on cancer in the lab."
It takes very small minds to vote Joe in as winner over the likes of Louise Smith and such politicians!
Smaller minds to devise such a pole!
A. Goetz
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