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Monday, November 12, 2007

Are You A Democrat, Republican, Or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You are NOT Taking That To The Taxidermist!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Registered Republican but found out we are the Southerners! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Registered Republican, but found out today im a real Southerner! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Southern

ChainSaw

LadyLibertarian said...

Okay, I'll admit, I'm a Southerner

Anonymous said...

Well, I am registered Independent however the US Marine in me says to BANG, BANG....BANG (TWO TO THE CHEST ONE TO THE HEAD) and save the rest of the ammo since i am an expert shot for the next one that may come down the street. // lol Simper Fi and Happy 232nd Birthday to all you leathernecks out there

Anonymous said...

Happy Veterans Day!!

SouthernComfort ;-)

Anonymous said...

I bet I would of had him stuffed. When my dogs died I had them stuffed. Probably the only time they would sit and listen.

Anonymous said...

Southerner, but I carry 13 rounds, not enough BANG's on the first and second grouping

mwboda said...

Registered Libertarian, After this test I discovered i was a Southerner.