Is It Up, Or Down?

What do you mean, is it up or down? It's down! No it's not, look at the camera! Yeah, so. It clearly shows you the bridge is down. That's not our bridge, that's the Rt. 50 bridge! Well how the hell was I supposed to know what bridge is what. Aren't they the same color? So anyhow, can you take a look out the window and see if the bridge is up or down? No way, I did it the last time, you go look. Hey, how many cars do you think are in line right now? You're not going to play that game with me just to get me to stand up and look out the window! No seriously, let's make a bet. The longer we wait the more cars that will line up. I'll bet you $20.00 as long as we leave the lights red, it takes 12 more minutes before someone honks their horn? OK, you're on! Maybe if we turned the lights green someone would be stupid enough to drive into the bridge? Nah, with our luck it would be Barrie Tilghman and that would get us into some pretty serious trouble. Hey, it's been so long I can't remember. Does green mean stop and red means go? Why do you have to always confuse me like that with such stupid questions! Of coarse green means stop and red means go, DUH! So what did you bring for lunch today? I didn't, we need to go out for lunch. OK, let's go a little early and on our way out we can see if the bridge is up or down. If it's up we'll just say it isn't working again and we're waiting for the repair people to fix it. OK, cool, great idea!