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Monday, September 21, 2009

SIDE FX TO UNVEIL NEW SONGS FOR A ONE TIME SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AT MURPHY’S PUB


The band Side FX featuring Kim Cameron will be making a special one time appearance at Murphy’s Pub on September 25th 2009. The band will unveil new songs from their upcoming CD Turning Point. Kim and the band have been in the studio finishing up songs for the new cd and decided to give some local fans a treat by giving them a first listen to the new material. Cameron states, “Our schedule finally opened up to perform at one of our favorite Southern Maryland pubs. There is something about the fans, and Murphy’s that always makes me smile…maybe because they are some of the most caring people who truly love music. I love introducing new material to them because, believe it or not, they are very hip to new sounds.”

The band which formed in 2007 quickly climbed through barriers that most bands take years to accomplish. Their video Simple Touch which features actor Brandon Ruckdashel, recently jumped from a few hundred to thousands of views on youtube. “Contradictions” their debut cd, received spins on hundreds of radio stations along with numerous appearances on TV and radio stations. With over 200,000 matches on Google, the band has created a large underground following that they plan to take to the next level beginning in January with the launch of their tour. The band is planning on a multiple city tour to support their soon to be released CD “Turning Point”. “Last January when we were at Murphy’s, we had just released the first album – it’s seems only appropriate that we play some of the unreleased material off of our newest album ‘Turning Point’ at the same place. If they like it – I know everyone else will.” says Kim

Side FX will perform at 9:00PM on September 25th. Admission is free. To find out more information on Side FX and Kim Cameron you can visit www.sidefxband.net and www.kimcameronmusic.com. Murphy’s Pub is located at 6971 Indian Head Hwy, Bryan's Road, MD. Kim Cameron and the Side FX band offer an eclectic blend of pop, rock and jazz into a smooth, groovy listening experience.

Activity At The Old Feldman's


There are about 10 people walking around Feldman's right now and they look to be Inspectors.

I have a call into Code & Compliance to see if they know what's going on or if they're aware of the activity but I have yet to get a response.

Who knows, maybe they finally have a buyer?

Salisbury Maryland The 2nd Most Dangerous City In America

Ladies & Gentlemen, only on Salisbury News can you get material like this. I'd like to thank WICO & Mr. Bill Reddish for bringing such a community format via Radio whereas important information like this can be spread throughout our community and inform the Citizens what is really going on.

The link below is this morning's Bill Reddish Show. If you'd like to listen to it simply click on the link. You'll notice how Mr. McIver even mentions they expect crime to be even worse the next time around. We'd also like to thank Mr. McIver for the diligence he puts into this material as we all know if we left it up to the Daily Times you'd never hear a word of this, just like last time.

Campbell & McIver on Reddish

Walk For Awareness


Upcoming Events:

Sat. 9/25 ScrapPink


Scrapbooking Event, Noon - 9pm

Christ United Methodist Church, Salisbury

$20 Call 410-548-2984

~~~October is breast cancer awareness month!~~~

Oct. 2-3 WineFest at the Beach


Ocean City, MD @ the inlet

11am - 7pm

Visit the WSW table and support our cause,

buy boo-bee tees, pink ribbon items, & more!

Saturday, Oct. 3 Peninsula Dressage, Ride for Life

Horse Show to benefit WSW

Winaway Farm, Willards, MD 10am

Wednesday, Oct. 7 Red Hat Luncheon & Fashion Show

Bayside Skillet, Ocean City, MD

open to all Red Hat Society members

October 9-11 A Pink Weekend at Victorian Charm

Downtown Berlin, MD

Refreshments, raffle, specials, fun, and more!

Portion of sales going to WSW; Debbie is extending her fundraising campaign during all of October.

Saturday, Oct. 10

Walk for Breast Cancer Awareness

Winterplace Park, Salisbury

Be a sponsor, vendor, or form a team! See the WSW website for registration forms.

Registration, 9am

Friday, Oct. 30

Pink Ribbon Halloween Party

Galaxy 66 Bar & Grille, Ocean City, MD

7-10pm Live band, silent auction, raffle, and more! Call for tickets

Having Computer Issues

I've been having some issues with my computer this morning so things will be a bit slow. Lots to Post, so sit tight and we should be back up and running normally in no time.

SHOULD WICOMICO COUNTY AND SALISBURY FUND PAC 14 RATHER THAN ROADS AND ESSENTIAL SERVICES?

Lost in the media coverage of the budget difficulty of the County and the City because of declining revenue and increasing costs (“structural deficit”) is the pending request by PAC 14 to make a special deal for substantial funding for five years. At a recent work session of the County Council, PAC 14’s spokespersons – Phil Tilghman and Marvin Long – tried to get the Council’s consent to that deal. Fortunately, they were not successful. But don’t think we have heard the last of this shenanigan, especially given Tilghman’s close political affiliation with Rick Pollitt.

And they are asking that the City of Salisbury also make a similar “memorandum of understanding” that would include the obligation to provide a large subsidy to PAC 14 for five years. During that period, substantial funding for PAC 14 would be included automatically in the County’s and the City’s budget, even if the current fiscal problems and structural deficit continue so that funding for roads, public safety, etc., must be cut even more than they have been, which seems likely to occur.

At a recent work session of the Salisbury City Council, the usual majority of three (Smith Comegys and Shields) appeared to favor doing the PAC 14 deal.

So far, Rick Pollitt and Jim Ireton seem to be silent on the subject, but there is cause for concern. Besides his affiliation with Pollitt, “Dr. Phil” also has influence with Ireton, who has been closely involved with another PAC 14 proponent, Michael Pretl.

Do you support the special deal that PAC 14 has requested? Please make a comment.

No Child Left Behind Strikes Again

Joe,

I don’t know what to take of this except once again our government is racially grouping our children. I would like other parent’s thoughts on this.

Obama Open To Newspaper Bailout Bill

The president said he is "happy to look at" bills before Congress that would give struggling news organizations tax breaks if they were to restructure as nonprofit businesses."

I haven't seen detailed proposals yet, but I'll be happy to look at them," Obama told the editors of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and Toledo Blade in an interview.

Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.) has introduced S. 673, the so-called "Newspaper Revitalization Act," that would give outlets tax deals if they were to restructure as 501(c)(3) corporations. That bill has so far attracted one cosponsor, Cardin's Maryland colleague Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D).

GO HERE to read more.

Vovak Leads Maryland GOP Chairman Poll; But Needs Your Vote


BETHESDA, MARYLAND - Daniel "The Whig Man" Vovak leads a poll amongcandidates to become the next Republican Chairman in Maryland. This followsa near-endorsement in The Baltimore Sun last Friday. The election is inmid-November. NOTE - See ATTACHED orhttp://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/balop.vozzella18sep18,0,3003544,full.story







Cowboyz Website

For the ones who were online yesterday, catching up on the latest news, you probably saw a post titled "Cowboyz latest (according to their website)". By Sunday early evening, it was pulled by Joe, and I got a phone call from Joe . . . and it wasn't pretty. I felt hurt, ashamed, puzzled, pissed off and crazed.

Joe had questioned my motives, which he has never done before. He felt I had tried to sabotage his reputable sources and truths about Cowboyz Saloon. Joe even asked if I knew the owner or any of his employees (which I don't). As a Berlin resident and an Ocean City business owner, I do NOT know the owner, nor have I EVER been in his establishment. A few emails were thrown to Joe, one in particular stating that a formal apology should be posted due to false information (on the blog) due to what I had posted. For the record, there has been no 'false information' posted on this blog regarding Cowboyz Saloon

Yes, I do need to post a formal apology, to JOE and to THE READERS for NOT COMMENTING ON MY ON POST!!!! I posted this garbage that Cowboyz Saloon has on their website so Joe's readers can see how much their story keeps changing. I assumed the Joe's readers would see through the mountain of lies and stick up for Joe, which many of you have done, but there was a few in the bunch that want to see nothing more than to see Joe and his blog go down in flames.

According the Cowboyz, first it was a "a dangerous gas leak" and would reopen at 4 p.m. today(Friday), according to their website and answering machine (which has been confirmed UNtrue by various sources including the property manager). Then it changed....phone message Cowboyz was closed and the Web site notice stated "Cowboyz has been temporarily closed to bureaucracy beyond our control. More info soon." Fact is, the saloon is still closed.

So, here's their comment on their website again, BUT this time I will be commenting BEFORE posting. I have made their website posting in red, and I have commented in black:

Cowboyz is now closed for the 2009 Season.

(that's funny, I thought they were reopening on Saturday....that was 2 days ago)

Due to unfortunate circumstances Cowboyz will be closed until further notice. All listed violations noted by the Health Dept were corrected within hours, sometimes minutes of the Health Inspection. We respect the county’s decision not to re-inspect the premises in an expedited manner although this is common practice to do so in most of these cases especially on big weekends in OC. This fact is common knowledge in foodservice.

Health inspections are public record and if you choose to look it up you will see that many establishments in Ocean City have similar and in multiple cases much worse violations yet they remain open for business. (with the same violations as yours? Compare apples to apples.) However it is solely at the discretion of the County officials to delay the closure of the premises until proper bureaucratic “protocol” is observed in this case. (Why are you worried about everyone else's violations rather than your own?)

In respect to the news coverage of the story there has only been one side portrayed. (You should have called Joe or commented if you're talking about his blog.) Anyone who was there knows that this was a planned closing and even if it was the most immaculate kitchen in the world it would have been shuttered because that’s what the higher ups wanted to happen. (WOW, Really? A planned closing? Anyone who was there knew it?...did you? What 'higher ups' are you talking about? Names of such 'higher ups'?)Cowboyz did not have a “Dirty” kitchen. We never once operated without hot water which would frankly be impossible. On the morning in question the pilot light on the hot water heater had gone out as it does every now and then. When the health inspector notified us of this fact we simply lit the pilot and corrected the problem within 15 minutes. We were not open yet and there were no employees in the kitchen yet so no one could possibly be aware that the pilot went out. (OK. I can understand that. . . but the question is was there no hot water during both visits from the health inspector, or just the 'planned closing' visit?) In respect to storing meat at 63 degrees there was a faulty cooler which had just been serviced. There were only two items in this entire cooler. We were told by the service company that is was holding at 45 degrees and it has continued to hold at 45 degrees since the day of the inspection. There were no witnesses to the measuring of temperature so we will have to take their word as to the temperature. (You just said a few sentences ago that everyone that was there knew it was a planned closing, so there should have been someone there to witness a temperature check of meat.) When the kitchen staff arrived they discarded the burgers and beef shavings voluntarily and immediately called the service company to look at the cooler. Every other cooler and freezer in the entire restaurant was holding at correct temperature as well. As for the dirty floor issue. Cowboyz was open for business the night before. Cowboyz has a cleaning service which arrives daily approximately one hour before opening and mops and sweeps all floors and cleans both bathrooms including checking the hand soap and hand towels as well as toilet paper holders. (Didn't you just state that the kitchen is not a 'dirty' kitchen a few sentences ago? Does this cleaning service clean the kitchen as well? You said they mop and clean all floors.) The service was not able to do this on the day in question as the health inspector was already making his evaluation and would not let management comment on the inspection which is defiantly not the norm. (Were you there to comment? Did you tell the inspector about your cleaning service that comes? Did you show receipts of the cooler in question just being serviced?) The food listed on the report as being stored in unapproved containers was a 1 LB bag of flour bought at Food Lion which was still in the food lion bag on the shelf. Cowboyz is an open air restaurant and anyone who lives in Ocean City has dealt with fruit flies at this time of year. (Yes, everyone, no matter how clean, has fruit flies this time of year. I know what I do in my home and business, but I don't know what restaurants do to get them out of the kitchen.) The entire bar is cleaned at the end and beginning of every day with 50 ppm bleach solution. (You just said the hired cleaning crew comes one hour prior to opening....so your barkeep cleans with bleach after closing and before opening, even though you have a cleaning crew you hire to clean?) In reference to dust on the ceiling air ducts, look around next time you are in a restaurant. Unless its cleaned daily there’s a good chance there’s gonna be a little dust on them. Not an excuse just a fact.(Yes, that's true....in some facilities.)
The only violation which would normally shut a restaurant down would be the water heater which was fixed in minutes, in fact before the inspector left (so why aren't you open now if it was fixed before he left?) and lastly and most obviously improper refrigeration is of course a potential hazard but anyone in the business knows that it happens with hot kitchens with old equipment.(old equipment? age shouldn't matter as long as it's serviced and maintained properly. If you question your equipment, don't use it.) We would not and have never served anything which has become potentially hazardous to any customer at any time, never, ever.

Cowboyz Saloon has not had one single complaint filed with the Worcester Health Department since opening for business . This is also public record. This is not the case for numerous current operators of foodservice facilities in the County and in Ocean City. This fact is undisputable record. (Again, this is not about other restaurants, this is about your restaurant)

Health Inspections are public record. A person could walk into the local Health Dept. office on St. Martin Neck road and request current reports on any restaurant in Ocean City. Feel free to do this and compare what you find with what was reported on Cowboyz and you will see that most of these violations are commonplace and occur regularly in foodservice. Again this is not meant to be an excuse, however it is a fact which is a rarity it seems. (Rarity? I'm not in the food service business, and I know 3-5 places off the top of my head that closed due to health code violations in the West OC/OC area just in the past 2 years. Again, no need to point to no one but yourself, two wrongs don't make a right.)

Molly Hatchet Tickets purchased online were instantly refunded thru Paypal. Any tickets or VIP Tables purchased offline can be refunded at the place of purchase. As of today 90% of the tickets have been fully refunded. (Good job) Due to legal matters no further comments can be made as to the continued closure or the peculiar timing of this whole ludicrous situation. (why are you seeing this as ludicrous? What legal matters do you have pending that you cannot comment? What are you suing for, 'bad timing' on a so-called 'planned closure'?)

A formal statement will be released on Tuesday from our legal counsel
concerning any other allegations as well as our future plans for Cowboyz.

Press Inquiries can be made at this address

On a personal note Cowboyz Staff and Management would like to thank those of you who have stuck by us in this difficult time. There are always going to be anonymous people out there who think they know the whole story and hide behind a computer screen on forums and blogs acting like they are experts. Really they are just a lot of sad people with nothing better to do than jump on the innuendo bandwagon. (I thought you said this was public record?)This is still America as far as we know, and generally you are supposed to innocent until proven guilty not vice versa. We will have our day in court and our right to face our accusers one day. The ridiculous rumors that are being spread are very typical of a small town like Ocean City and anyone who’s every been the victim of this knows what we mean.So next time you have the urge to perpetuate a falsity consider the source you are relying on and question the motives. We all know everything you read in the papers and online is the absolute truth. (Really....um, what? Re-read that last sentence, it may be lacking a word or two...or were you just being sarcastic?)


That being said everyone is entitled their respective opinions. (Opinions, facts, public records)

Thanks for your continued support!
-Cowboyz Management.

Nothing about the underage drinking? Nothing about the public pornos?

. . . . . There you have it folks. That's how I feel about it.


Again, I am very sorry for hastily posting without consideration of the nay-sayers trying to poke holes in Joe's earlier postings, and for some readers that thought I was defending Cowboyz Saloon. I will give credit where credit is due . . . and I have Joe's back 120% on this one. I have nothing but respect for Joe. I agree that everyone is entitled to their opinion, regardless of how crazy it may be. There have been times that I have not agreed with Joe, but this time it's not the case at all.

Readers, it was wrong of me to assume that everyone would know why I posted as I did....even Joe did not know why I posted in such fashion without personally commenting. I assumed the post would stand on its own without my comments. This one, however, was my mistake. No one can read anyone's mind or perception of such posting without commenting. Live and learn!

SALVATION ARMY SEEKS COMMUNITY CHOIR PARTICIPANTS


The sound of Salvation Army bell ringers provides a familiar musical prelude to the holiday season. This year, another type of music will be part of The Salvation Army’s annual Red Kettle Campaign. A community choir, the “Kettle Choir”, is being formed to sing at the second annual “Blessing of the Kettles” service on Saturday evening, Nov. 14th, beginning at 7 p.m. at Providence Presbyterian Church in Salisbury. Adult singers are encouraged to join and share their voices and talents for this inspirational “kick-off” to the bell ringing season.

This year marks the 95th year of the Salisbury Red Kettle Campaign. Funds raised through the kettles enable The Salvation Army to help thousands of individuals not only at Christmas, but throughout the year. The Corps particularly wants to see that no one goes cold, hungry or without knowing the joy of Christmas. With the requests for services continuing to rise, a successful Red Kettle Campaign is critical for the local Corps to continue “doing the most good” for those who need it the most.

“Now, more than ever, community involvement is needed,” said Captain Cameron Henderson, Salisbury Corps Officer. “It is not just the community’s help that we need; we need God’s blessing for this campaign to be successful. The Blessing of the Kettles is our way of asking for His strength and guidance as we do His work.”

The Blessing of the Kettles service will be a time of music, of prayer, of scripture and of celebration. The Salvation Army is asking the community to come together and be part of this event by taking part in the Kettle Choir. Under the direction of Mae Higgins, music coordinator of Providence Presbyterian Church, the Kettle Choir will provide the musical backdrop for the service.

“I am so excited that the community has the opportunity to take part in this service”, said Higgins. “There is nothing more inspiring that hearing voices joined together honoring God with song. It is my hope that many from our community will take part”.

Four rehearsals are scheduled, but choir members only need to attend three of the four. The dates are: Mondays, October 12th and October 26th from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. and Sundays, November 1st and 8th from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. If needed, a final rehearsal is tentatively planned for Friday, November 13th at 7 p.m. All rehearsals will take place at Providence Presbyterian Church, 311 Parker Road, Salisbury.

The service will be open to the public. Attendees are requested to bring a canned good for The Salvation Army Food Pantry. A freewill offering will also be held during the service.

To sign up for the Kettle Choir or for more information about the Blessing of the Kettles service, please email to: kettlechoir@gmail.com

QUEERLY BELOVED

Congress, Obama team up to kill marriage protections
'Respect' proposal has nearly 100 members of Congress endorsing homosexuality


Nearly 100 members of the U.S. House are working in lockstep with the Obama administration to try to eliminate protections for traditional marriage in the United States with the "Respect for Marriage Act" that has just been introduced in Congress.

H.R. 3567 was introduced just days ago by U.S. Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-New York, and more than 90 co-sponsors.

"This legislation would repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), a 1996 law which discriminates against lawfully married same-sex couples," Nadler said in a statement on his website.The proposal has been assigned to committee.

"The 13-year-old DOMA singles out legally married same-sex couples for discriminatory treatment under federal law, selectively denying them critical federal responsibilities and rights, including programs like social security that are intended to ensure the stability and security of American families," his statement continued.

"The introduction of the Respect for Marriage Act responds directly to a call from President Obama for congressional action on the issue. As the president recently confirmed: 'I stand by my long-standing commitment to work with Congress to repeal the so-called Defense of Marriage Act. It's discriminatory, it interferes with states' rights, and it's time we overturned it," the statement said.

GO HERE to read more.

SFD Does It Again


Joe,

Today, Sunday at approximately 12:00 PM Volunteer Deputy Chief Gordy got on the radio and asked for the location of Tower 16 and Engine 2. Then he told them to meet him at Connolly Mill Road. My guess is he meant to say Gordy Tiger Mart. Then it was determined that the brand new fire trucks were to be in the Delmar Parade. I guess he wanted to show off "his" new fire trucks in his old stomping grounds. Now if I remember correctly there is a major recession going on in this city as well as the state and country. Now that is the case and the Mayor of Salisbury has gone back to revisit the original budget for major cuts. Now since the city of Salisbury is hurting for revenue then why in the world is Bill Gordy allowed to take two major capital pieces out of service just to run them through a silly parade in Delmar Delaware. This is totally rediculous, absurd and uncalled for. This man has wasted way to much money and manpower in Salisbury he needs to be run out of town.

Note to Mayor Ireton: Capitol Fire Apparatus has to be approved by you before it is allowed to leave town unless it is on an emergency run. Did you or did you not give Bill Gordy and Rick Hopper permission to take Tower 16 and Engine 2 out of the city limits for a parade in another town/state?

How much did this cost in fuel? How much did this cost in man hours? How much did this cost in wear and tear on capital apparatus? This is positive proof that Bill Gordy bought these new fire trucks just to show off and use as parade pieces. The leadership of the Salisbury Fire Department are thieves and need to be treated like criminals.

Someone needs to be held accountable for these insubordinate actions of Bill Gordy and Richard Hoppes. Jim Ireton if you ignore this situation you are derelict in your duties as the elected city executive. Do your job and put a stop to this NOW!!!

Has Rep Kratovil Signed On To CO-SPONSOR H.R. 1868?

Dear Congressman Kratovil,
We are asking again.

WILL YOU CO-SPONSOR H.R. 1868 TO END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP FOR BABIES BORN OF ILLEGAL ALIENS?
The Birthright Citizenship Act of 2009

Congressman Kratovil has been silent in not responding.
Let's have the Congressman hear from us.

www.kratovil.house.gov

D.C. office (201) 225-5311
Salisbury office (410) 334-3072
Centerville office (443) 262-9136

Southerners Are So Polite

Atlanta

ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 832 --
You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L -- Allah is Great."

...Pause...

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE; INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus.
Y'all be careful now ya hear and tell Allah "hey" for us!"

Today's Wildlife Photo By Scott Phoebus

To Purchase Photos Email Me At ksphoebus@gmail.com

Subject Charged With 5th Offense DUI Subsequent Crash Investigation


Subject Charged with 5th Offense DUI Subsequent Crash Investigation

Location: Longneck Road at Cove Drive (Mariners Cove development), Millsboro, Delaware, Sussex County

Date and Time: Saturday, September 19, 2009, at 4:23 p.m.

Suspect(s): Thomas Albanese, 48, of Lewes, Delaware

Resume: On the Saturday afternoon, Troopers were contacted by SUSCOM (State Police Dispatch Center in Sussex County) in reference to a motor vehicle collision at the intersection of Longneck Road and the entrance road (Cove Drive) to Mariners Cove.

As Troopers were arriving on the scene, it was learned that the driver of a 2005 Chevrolet pick up truck (which was pulling a boat trailer) involved in this crash had fled on foot. Responding officers obtained a description of this subject and began to conduct an area canvas.

While checking the Fairfield development, Troopers located the suspect in question, Thomas Albanese, hiding in a group of bushes. He was apprehended without incident and officers determined that he had been drinking and that he was in fact DUI.

In the original crash investigation, it was learned that a vehicle was stopped on Long Neck Road and was preparing to turn onto Cove Drive. Albanese approached this vehicle from behind and then attempted to pass the other vehicle on the left which resulted in the collision.

A routine computer check revealed that Albanese had four previous convictions for DUI; this offense would be his fifth. Additionally, the trailer Albanese was pulling was not registered properly and the he was driving on a suspended license. It was noted that the operator in the other vehicle was not injured.

Thomas Albanese was formally charged with the following offenses: 5th Offense DUI (felony), Leaving the Scene of a Property Damage Crash (traffic offense), Driving while Suspended (traffic offense), Failure to Provide Information at a Collision Scene (traffic offense), Failure to Have Insurance (traffic offense), Expired Tags (traffic offense) and Improper Passing (traffic offense).

He was released on a $6,900.00 unsecured bond early this morning.

Today's Helpful Hints

How long can a jar of mustard remain in your refrigerator before it goes bad? Or how about that Hollandaise sauce from last Sunday's brunch? Sure, you may have left it on the patio and it might be a little chunky, but if you're thinking that 30 seconds in the microwave will make it good as new, think again -- and think Botulism, while you're at it.

This site lists all kinds of foods and how to keep them fresher longer, as well as when to get rid of them.

http://www.stilltasty.com

Salisbury Is Now The #2 Most Dangerous City In America


While Salisbury was #9 last year, thanks to Chiefy Webster we've dropped to #2 for Part 1 Violent Crime. More to come. Hey, IRETON, are you listening!

SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE, SMART ASS!!!

A State Trooper stops at a ranch in rural Iowa and talks with an old Farmer. He tells the Farmer, "I need to inspect your Ranch for illegally grown drugs.

The old Farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there". The Trooper verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Iowa State Police Department with me. Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his badge, the Officer proudly displays it to the Farmer. "See this badge?!!

This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, ON ANY LAND, no questions asked, or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?? Do YOU understand?!!?"

The old Farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old Farmer hears loud screams, and sees the Trooper running for his life and close behind is the Farmer's bull. With every step, the bull is gaining on the Trooper. The Trooper is clearly terrified.

The old Farmer immediately throws down his tool's and runs to the fence, yelling at the top of his lungs..... ...........

"YOUR BADGE!! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE, SMART ASS!!!"