Dear Reader,
This is a story about your family member, your neighbor, your friend, and your co-worker. This is a story about Connie Heller, mother of Laura Heller, widow of Law Enforcement Officer, Brian Heller.
Connie Heller worked for years as a nurse in emergency services and intensive care. She has cared and helped many people over the years. She lost her husband Brian, a police officer in 2000 when he was responding to a call from another officer who was being held at gunpoint. Brian never made it due to his car leaving the highway and killing him at age 35. Brian left behind Connie and his daughter Laura age 9.
Since then Connie had two major heart attacks and underwent open-heart surgery. Laura has helped her mother as much as she could but had to eventually depend on her grandparents while her mother spent many hours ill and recuperating.
Connie has an inheriting disease know as polycystic kidney disease (PKD). This is a genetic disorder characterized by the growth of numerous cysts in the kidneys. About one-half of people with the most common type of PKD progress to kidney failure, also called end-stage renal disease (ESRD). Symptoms usually develop between the ages of 30 and 40. Due to this disease, which is inherited, it has ruled out Laura, her daughter from being a possible kidney donor. Laura is at high risk for developing this disease herself.
Connie is being treated for End Stage Renal Disease. But as some of you may already know, the time has come for her to seriously start looking at the reality of a kidney transplant. The doctors have run out of veins to do dialysis. To put it plainly Connie, is running out of time Her doctors are all in agreement that a transplant is necessary soon. With this in mind, they have asked that she look for possible living donors. The hope is that she can find a match and get a transplant before her time here has run out.
Treatment options include:
Dialysis ( Two types), 1 peritoneal dialysis treatment at home. The dialysis involves a 30-minute fluid exchange from the abdomen four to six times a day. This is what put her into the hospital for 10 months back in 2005. So this is not an option. 2nd Hemo dialysis involves circulation of blood through a filter on a dialysis machine this requires access to a blood vessel so that the machine has a way to remove and return blood to the body. All of Connie's vessels have been compromised over the past 4 years of dialysis so this is almost out of t he picture. People undergoing dialysis have an overall five-year survival rate of 32%. So time is getting short.
Deceased Donor Transplant (with a potential wait of 3-5 years)
Living donor Transplant
Of these treatment options, living donation has become the preferred treatment.
Organs last longer and work quicker. Today, more than half of all donors are living donors.
I know this is a big decision, so please think about it carefully and consider doing it only if you want to do it. She doesn’t want anyone to feel pressured or to feel guilty about donating. Please think about your family and how this would impact them. Consider the risk you would be taking before you make your decision to donate. She knows that the people who choose not to donate have their reasons and that they love and care for her just as much as those who make the decision to donate. She understands all of your decisions and she hopes that you will follow your instincts, what ever they may be, then you make your decision.
Anyone could call in to be considered. You do not have to be the immediate family, so please share the enclosed information with everyone you know. Connie would love to spend as much time as she can with her daughter Laura, especially since Brian was taken from them so early in life. If you are interested in becoming a donor, please contact the Christiana Hospital 302 623 3866 ask for donation coordinator and tell them who you are trying to help. They will ask you some questions and instruct you on how to get tested.
To give you a little information on Laura, Connie and Brian’s daughter. She is a wonderful young lady. An honor student, a good friend, a wonderful daughter, a fantastic granddaughter. She volunteers in her community daily, at her young age of 18. She is looking forward to college, spending as much time as she can with family and friends, working for her community and making the most of her life as she can in the time that is given to her.
From Laura, Connie and the rest of their family, thank you for taking the time to read this and for passing this information along.
God Bless You.
Sincerely,
Connie Widmann Mother in Law
443 260 0615 If you have questions or would like more information

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Attention
Monday, February 23, 2009
REPEAT OF WARNING ON SOCIALISM IN AMERICA
For those of you who have been following some of my articles, I have issued repeated warnings about America's rush towards Socialism. I was able to recognize the 'handwriting on the wall' as far back as the early 90's. It wasn't until about 2000 or so that I stepped-up my efforts to issue written warnings to our society as the Socialists blueprints were already made.
I issued these warnings before any of the major networks were able to pick-up on this activity. Now, FOX news and MSNBC are all over this as our nation's two largest banks - (Citicorp, Bank of America) - are now on the verge of being nationalized. Not to mention the taxpayer's bailout of GM, and Chrysler.
If there is one thing I want you to remember it's what Nikita Khrusshchev, Soviet Communist Party boss, said during nation-wide American television audience in June, 1957.
With calm assurance he stated:
. . . . I can prophesy that your grandchildren in America will live under Socialism. And please do not be afraid of that. Your grandchildren will . . .not understand how their grandparents did not understand the progressive nature of a socialist society.
Part of the Socialist social engineering strategy is take small incremental steps so as not to set-off an alarm. They've done this slowly overtime. First they target the small firms or groups of people because most of them don't have the resources to fight them. To achieve the long-range goal of a Socialist America. . . . retreats and maneuvers sometimes are necessary. It is not like climbing an unexplored mountain? asks Lenin. That explains the Socialist phrase, "strategic retreat." It means: Don't be afraid to take two steps backward today if it will help to achieve three steps forward tomorrow. I've personally witnessed this strategy in our own Maryland State Legislature.
Take-a-look at these Socialistic House Bills and I believe you will also be convinced of this once you read the examples cited below:
HB - 965 Exempting State Property Tax - Public School Teachers
HB - 197 Property Tax Credit - Law Enforcement, Firefighters, School Teachers
Bottom line - while the average working class American has suffered and been hit the hardest throughout this recession and their pensions have suffered as much as 50% or more declines, they are now being forced to pay even higher taxes in order to subsidize the State Pensions for retired government workers and UAW retirees.
There is something definitely wrong with this picture. As Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly said in this past Friday's edition of O'Reilly factor, the conditions are certainly ripe for another Revolution.
This time though it will probably not resemble another American Revolution. . . .but instead. . . it will be more like a French Revolution.
I issued these warnings before any of the major networks were able to pick-up on this activity. Now, FOX news and MSNBC are all over this as our nation's two largest banks - (Citicorp, Bank of America) - are now on the verge of being nationalized. Not to mention the taxpayer's bailout of GM, and Chrysler.
If there is one thing I want you to remember it's what Nikita Khrusshchev, Soviet Communist Party boss, said during nation-wide American television audience in June, 1957.
With calm assurance he stated:
. . . . I can prophesy that your grandchildren in America will live under Socialism. And please do not be afraid of that. Your grandchildren will . . .not understand how their grandparents did not understand the progressive nature of a socialist society.
Part of the Socialist social engineering strategy is take small incremental steps so as not to set-off an alarm. They've done this slowly overtime. First they target the small firms or groups of people because most of them don't have the resources to fight them. To achieve the long-range goal of a Socialist America. . . . retreats and maneuvers sometimes are necessary. It is not like climbing an unexplored mountain? asks Lenin. That explains the Socialist phrase, "strategic retreat." It means: Don't be afraid to take two steps backward today if it will help to achieve three steps forward tomorrow. I've personally witnessed this strategy in our own Maryland State Legislature.
Take-a-look at these Socialistic House Bills and I believe you will also be convinced of this once you read the examples cited below:
HB - 965 Exempting State Property Tax - Public School Teachers
HB - 197 Property Tax Credit - Law Enforcement, Firefighters, School Teachers
Bottom line - while the average working class American has suffered and been hit the hardest throughout this recession and their pensions have suffered as much as 50% or more declines, they are now being forced to pay even higher taxes in order to subsidize the State Pensions for retired government workers and UAW retirees.
There is something definitely wrong with this picture. As Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly said in this past Friday's edition of O'Reilly factor, the conditions are certainly ripe for another Revolution.
This time though it will probably not resemble another American Revolution. . . .but instead. . . it will be more like a French Revolution.
Mardela Middle And High School Music Department Presents
The music department of Mardela Middle and High School will present the Rodgers and Hammerstein’s musical “Cinderella” on March 6, 7, and 8 in the school’s auditorium.
Friday and Saturday’s performances will begin at 7 p.m. and tickets are $7. Sunday’s production will be a dinner theatre with a catered meal being served at noon and the curtain rising at 1 p.m. Tickets for the dinner theatre are $25 and must be purchased in advance. Tickets may be purchased at the school or reserved by calling 410-677-5142. For more information, please contact Jeff Baer at 410-677-5142 or jbaer@wcboe.org.
“Cinderella” will feature Mardela Middle and High School students from grades 6-12, set design by Ed Abbott, a pit orchestra led by Cory Boltz, Sharon Ehrisman, and Mark Evans, and the hard work of many dedicated parent and community volunteers. The show’s producers are Kim Carey and Micah Stauffer.
Friday and Saturday’s performances will begin at 7 p.m. and tickets are $7. Sunday’s production will be a dinner theatre with a catered meal being served at noon and the curtain rising at 1 p.m. Tickets for the dinner theatre are $25 and must be purchased in advance. Tickets may be purchased at the school or reserved by calling 410-677-5142. For more information, please contact Jeff Baer at 410-677-5142 or jbaer@wcboe.org.
“Cinderella” will feature Mardela Middle and High School students from grades 6-12, set design by Ed Abbott, a pit orchestra led by Cory Boltz, Sharon Ehrisman, and Mark Evans, and the hard work of many dedicated parent and community volunteers. The show’s producers are Kim Carey and Micah Stauffer.
Virus On Anti Albero Blogs
Look, I'm not going to get into who's Blog it is but one of the Anti Albero Blogs has a virus on it that shuts down your computer. I'm not one of those technical geeks that knows or even understands why it's doing what it's doing but the reality of it is, it freezes up your computer and the smart move is to immediately hit control/alt/delete as fast as possible and then get your computer into the Shop as fast as possible so you don't lose anything. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Very Cool
Imagine the granularity the military cameras must have. Wait for it to focus'
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Remember to let it focus when you zoom
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Remember to let it focus when you zoom
Public Works Shoves It Up Your Trash And Then Some
I was driving down Naylor Street in Salisbury early one day last week, and came upon a City of SBY trash truck and its attendents. They were going back and forth across the street tipping the cans into the truck as you would expect - but then I witnessed them doing something that dropped my jaw... I watched as they picked-up numerous blue recycling containers - full of cardboard, paper, and plastic jugs - and dumped them right in with the trash!! WTF?? Is that what the City calls "recycling" - having people go to the trouble of separating their items and placing them out in the blue bins - just to have them tipped and trashed with everything else? This is ridiculous! I myself am an avid recycler - and definitely a "pro-green environmental" person. Hey, we need all the help we can get to clean up after the trash coming out of the Tilghman-Comegys led crews!
Your blog rocks! Thank you for exposing the TRUTHS in Salisbury... And I hope this posting makes it to the City Public Works Department Head - who will boot-stomp the idiots who dump the recycling in with the "trash"....
Your blog rocks! Thank you for exposing the TRUTHS in Salisbury... And I hope this posting makes it to the City Public Works Department Head - who will boot-stomp the idiots who dump the recycling in with the "trash"....
Teachers vs CEO's
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education.
He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
To emphasize his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?"
Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make?"
(She paused for a second, then began...)
"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.
You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.)
''I make kids wonder.
I make them question.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.
I teach them to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isn't everything.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math. They use their God-given brain, not the man-made calculator.
I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know in English while preserving their unique cultural identity.
I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.
I make my students stand, placing their hand over their heart to say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, One Nation Under God, because we live in America.
I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life."
(Bonnie paused one last time and then continued.)
"Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant...You want to know what I make?
I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. What do you make Mr. CEO?"
His jaw dropped, he went silent.
He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
To emphasize his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?"
Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make?"
(She paused for a second, then began...)
"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.
You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.)
''I make kids wonder.
I make them question.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.
I teach them to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isn't everything.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math. They use their God-given brain, not the man-made calculator.
I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know in English while preserving their unique cultural identity.
I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.
I make my students stand, placing their hand over their heart to say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, One Nation Under God, because we live in America.
I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life."
(Bonnie paused one last time and then continued.)
"Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant...You want to know what I make?
I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. What do you make Mr. CEO?"
His jaw dropped, he went silent.
MARYLAND STATE POLICE IMPLEMENT SPECIAL CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT PATROLS
Maryland State Police in cooperation with the Wicomico County Narcotics Task Force began the first of many high intensity criminal enforcement patrols in the Salisbury area of Wicomico County. This initiative was implemented to identify and arrest criminal violators, prevent violent crime and identify subjects related to more serious offenses already under investigation.
The areas targeted were identified as known high crime/high drug areas of the County. K9 assistance was provided from Wicomico County Sheriff’s Deputy Lewis. Despite the cold weather, Troopers netted a total of eight drug arrests, two DUI’s and two warrant arrests.
Adults arrested for drug violations were:
Michael Steven Gordon, W/M
Marquis Javon Downing, AA/M
William David Wilkes 3rd, W/M
Andrew Robert Parsons, AA/M
Those arrested for DUI were:
Marquis Javon Downing, AA/M
Andrew Robert Parsons, AA/M
These patrols will continue in an on going effort to reduce violent crime in Wicomico County.
The areas targeted were identified as known high crime/high drug areas of the County. K9 assistance was provided from Wicomico County Sheriff’s Deputy Lewis. Despite the cold weather, Troopers netted a total of eight drug arrests, two DUI’s and two warrant arrests.
Adults arrested for drug violations were:
Michael Steven Gordon, W/M
Marquis Javon Downing, AA/M
William David Wilkes 3rd, W/M
Andrew Robert Parsons, AA/M
Those arrested for DUI were:
Marquis Javon Downing, AA/M
Andrew Robert Parsons, AA/M
These patrols will continue in an on going effort to reduce violent crime in Wicomico County.
Two Female Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You
know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male
talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two
parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and
Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are
sure to stop saying ... that phrase ... in no time."
Thank you," the woman responded,"this may very well be the solution."
The next day,she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,the female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You
know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male
talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two
parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and
Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are
sure to stop saying ... that phrase ... in no time."
Thank you," the woman responded,"this may very well be the solution."
The next day,she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,the female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
15 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs & Not 2 Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
15. If a dog decides to leave you, it won't take half of your stuff.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
15. If a dog decides to leave you, it won't take half of your stuff.
The Eye Of God
One Post Brings In 331 Comments On Salisbury News
We are often asked what Post brought in the most comments and the answer is, "Officers At WCDC Being Ripped Off." There are 331 comments on that Post and still climbing every day. Clearly there are some serious issues at the WCDC and many people working there are begging County Executive Rick Pollitt to step in and help their cause and concerns. See, many of you thought it would be a Firefighter Post.
Its Another Party At The Fountains
Pardi gras
At
The Fountains
2/27/09
8pm to 2am
Featuring: Frank Nanna &
the Zydecats
&
The Lauren Glick Band
Tickets: $45 in advance or $55 at the door
Can Be Purchased at The Fountains Table or Sales Office
410-749-6644 or 410-749-5445
Cash Bar: “Hurricanes” Drink Specials
New Orleans Cuisine :Full Service Buffet
At
The Fountains
2/27/09
8pm to 2am
Featuring: Frank Nanna &
the Zydecats
&
The Lauren Glick Band
Tickets: $45 in advance or $55 at the door
Can Be Purchased at The Fountains Table or Sales Office
410-749-6644 or 410-749-5445
Cash Bar: “Hurricanes” Drink Specials
New Orleans Cuisine :Full Service Buffet
Stimulus Package Websites
This Is A REAL Neurological Test
Sit comfortably and be calm.
In other words, put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.
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This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
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This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
OBAMA'S TWO-WEEK RECAP
1, The American people elect a black president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists civil rights are not violated.
2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.
3, The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, that is a true radical anti-American activist who is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.
4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.
5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.
6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.
7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.
8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.
9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.
And that's just the first two weeks. . . but who's counting.
America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy, and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.
Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!
2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.
3, The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, that is a true radical anti-American activist who is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.
4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.
5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.
6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.
7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.
8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.
9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.
And that's just the first two weeks. . . but who's counting.
America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy, and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.
Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The Daily Times Is Starting To Make Me Sick!
OK Folks, one thing you may not be aware of is how Newspapers and Magazines sell ad space. It's done by page views. The Daily Times has titles to articles up of interest and when you click on it you'd THINK you were going to that particular article.
Salisbury News is quite a bit different as you see the entire article on the main page and then we offer you TWO days worth of articles on one main page. OK, so what, right?
Well, I just went to look at this article on the Daily Times. When I got to the bottom of the article I realized, wait a minute, there's ANOTHER page. For the heck of it I clicked on that page and quite frankly that was a very short page, so I thought that was it, that's the end of the article. But then I saw Page 3 at the bottom and again for the heck of it I clicked on it only to find one more sentence to close the deal. Now, just reading that article cost me 4 pages of time and different advertising along the way. Was the article worth it, absolutely not. Was the learning process worth it, absolutely!
Considering we have more page views in one day than the Daily Times, yet we have two days worth of articles on one main page, that says a whole lot right there. When you advertise with Salisbury News you'll not only get more readership on line, your ad will basically run for TWO DAYS! The sad part is, they're skimping and IMHO screwing their advertisers into believing they have more traffic than they actually do. Salisbury News doesn't play that game. Why in the heck would we make our visitors click FOUR TIMES to read one article?
They're desperate people, believe me. If you don't fully understand what I'm telling you, click on the link above and then scroll to the bottom of the article. When you think you're done, look at the bottom of the page and then click on page two and then page three. It's ONE article.
Salisbury News is quite a bit different as you see the entire article on the main page and then we offer you TWO days worth of articles on one main page. OK, so what, right?
Well, I just went to look at this article on the Daily Times. When I got to the bottom of the article I realized, wait a minute, there's ANOTHER page. For the heck of it I clicked on that page and quite frankly that was a very short page, so I thought that was it, that's the end of the article. But then I saw Page 3 at the bottom and again for the heck of it I clicked on it only to find one more sentence to close the deal. Now, just reading that article cost me 4 pages of time and different advertising along the way. Was the article worth it, absolutely not. Was the learning process worth it, absolutely!
Considering we have more page views in one day than the Daily Times, yet we have two days worth of articles on one main page, that says a whole lot right there. When you advertise with Salisbury News you'll not only get more readership on line, your ad will basically run for TWO DAYS! The sad part is, they're skimping and IMHO screwing their advertisers into believing they have more traffic than they actually do. Salisbury News doesn't play that game. Why in the heck would we make our visitors click FOUR TIMES to read one article?
They're desperate people, believe me. If you don't fully understand what I'm telling you, click on the link above and then scroll to the bottom of the article. When you think you're done, look at the bottom of the page and then click on page two and then page three. It's ONE article.
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