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Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Unhinged Cher Declares Trump a Mass Murderer, Suggests Death Penalty

"Thank goodness, Cher just said something outrageous and absurd about President Donald Trump. It’s been a few weeks, so I figured there might be something wrong" said Douglas Gordon.

In fact, it’s been almost a month since she went on a strange rant about wanting to volunteer at the post office, assumedly so it could better handle the mail-in ballots it’s going to have to process this November. That’s just what the U.S. Postal Service needs — a 74-year-old chanteuse who’s never been trained in the ways of letter delivery volunteering in the Beverly Hills post office. That would have been the worst thing to happen to the ZIP Code 90210 since Shannen Doherty left the show.

Rest assured that Cher is still kicking, though, tweeting strings of strange emojis and all-caps reproofs to the president.

“THERE’S A BLAME 4 KILLING SOMEONE…ITS CALLED ‘MURDER’. IF YOU MURDER MORE THAN ONE PERSON YOU ARE A MASS MURDERER,” Cher scream-tweeted Friday.

Cher was responding to Bob Woodward’s interviews with the president in which Trump said he downplayed COVID-19 because he didn’t want people to panic. This apparently counted as directly killing people to the woman behind “If I Could Turn Back Time” and half-behind “I Got You, Babe.”

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nobody knows who she is anymore

Anonymous said...

Why does Cher think anyone cares what she thinks?

Anonymous said...

Haven't heard from Boney Maroney in a long time. Now i know why.

Geez.

Phronesis said...

Twit.

Anonymous said...

Her name is only four letters long because that's all she can remember

Anonymous said...

and I thought she was wacky in the 70s

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. I thought she was in a nursing home.

Anonymous said...

Sonny traded up. Definitely.

Anonymous said...

Hope he sues her into the poorhouse.

Anonymous said...

She's so full of Silicon and pulled so tight he can't fart and blink at the same time. Sorry Little Chastity aka Chaz is not much of a lady or a man.

Anonymous said...

Cher is a racist. Her song gypsies tramps and thieves racist. If a non black sang a song called N***** Hoes and Thugs blacks because they are so nasty and so uncivilized would riot in every town.

Anonymous said...

Skank politics always smell funny.

Anonymous said...

7:03 You just made me laugh so hard I spit my food! I swear that is the funniest comment I've ever seen on here!

Anonymous said...

The Democrats are the Mass Murderers along
with their Friend China !!!

Anonymous said...

She must be without a man about half her age, getting frustrated.

Anonymous said...

Celebrities are Irrelevant