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Sunday, April 12, 2020

Yes, Even A Jock Strap Will Do. (humor)


50 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awwww he has to show his 🌈 people how to make a mask isn't that special.

Anonymous said...

He is such a attention WHORE.

Anonymous said...

Probably a man thong!

Anonymous said...

Looks like his Wifey's Bra !!!

Anonymous said...

Is that Jim liartons panties.

Anonymous said...

Are those antennas on the back of his head?

Anonymous said...

Hey Jake, get rid of the leather neck buzz. You're no marine.

Anonymous said...

You make me sick Mayor Day! You are so about yourself. You make me laugh about your stupid career. We all got your number including Governor Hogan. You abuse your wife and little girls. It’s sad how have treated your spouse for the last six years. You should be reported to a Domestic Abuse Facility.

Anonymous said...


Jake strap?

Gonna need more elastic to fit the jug ears. OTOH, if it muffles the drivel from his piehole, might be worth it.

Anonymous said...

You might know he would want something delicate and lacey.

Anonymous said...

I think he over estimates his girth. That is not going to fit effectively.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You make me sick Mayor Day! You are so about yourself. You make me laugh about your stupid career. We all got your number including Governor Hogan. You abuse your wife and little girls. It’s sad how have treated your spouse for the last six years. You should be reported to a Domestic Abuse Facility.

April 8, 2020 at 2:57 PM

You make me sick calling him a mayor!! His name is Jake Day, quit making him relevant!

Anonymous said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jake is using some dudes used thong to sniff. Just like his idol Pete Buttplug!

Anonymous said...

Chris Demone took off his panties for Jakey boi to use for this video.

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Anonymous said...
He is such a attention WHORE.

April 8, 2020 at 1:19 PM

That he is. Low life POS!

Anonymous said...

Has everyone forgotten that his wife Liz gave BJ's to Bennett High School students for their Adderal and Sheriff Shawty Lewis and States Attorney Jamie Dykes is covering up the crime for them.

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Anonymous said...
Is that Jim liartons panties.

April 8, 2020 at 1:36 PM

LMAO! Probably not, but I am sure that he has seen those panties before.

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Anonymous said...
Probably a man thong!

April 8, 2020 at 1:24 PM

Of course it is. Why do you think Jake Day is sniffing it? Kinda reminds me of another libtard... Joe Biden.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Looks like his Wifey's Bra !!!

April 8, 2020 at 1:30 PM

Nah... Jakey Poo isn't the type to put women's undergarments anywhere near his face. But then again... Kendal Krach.

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Anonymous said...
Hey Jake, get rid of the leather neck buzz. You're no marine.

April 8, 2020 at 2:37 PM

Exactly. He thinks that buzz cut makes him look more of a man. What a tough guy.

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Anonymous said...
You make me sick Mayor Day! You are so about yourself. You make me laugh about your stupid career. We all got your number including Governor Hogan. You abuse your wife and little girls. It’s sad how have treated your spouse for the last six years. You should be reported to a Domestic Abuse Facility.

April 8, 2020 at 2:57 PM

What career?? You must have him confused with someone else because Jake Day has never held a job.

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Anonymous said...
You might know he would want something delicate and lacey.

April 8, 2020 at 3:42 PM

His boyfriend, Jordan Gilmore, loves delicate and Lacey.

Anonymous said...

What's going on the Jake Day's police department and their evidence room screw up?? No one is talking about that anymore.

Anonymous said...

Should have cleaned out the skid mark first.

Rebel Without a Clue said...

He should be wearing his army issued mask.

Anonymous said...

That's a look of complete elation! I bet he didn't even wash the skid marks out of Mike Dunn's mankini beforehand. What a douchebag

Anonymous said...

Looks like fresh new hair cut. Where could he get a cut with all the barbershops & salons closed?

Anonymous said...

size 36 Bra Not a Jock strap !!!

Anonymous said...

He is a Bra Sniffer !!!

Anonymous said...

Is there truth to him and Gilmore?

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Anonymous said...
He is such a attention WHORE.

April 8, 2020 at 1:19 PM

*an attention

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Anonymous said...
That's a look of complete elation! I bet he didn't even wash the skid marks out of Mike Dunn's mankini beforehand. What a douchebag

April 8, 2020 at 7:43 PM

Bahahahaha! Mike Dumb and his mankini! Mike Dumb, President and CEO of the Greater Ghetto'Bury Committee is a worthless Piece of $hit just like his buddy, Bill Chambers, President and CEO of the Ghetto'Bury Chamber of Commerce. Do you see a pattern? Three Homo's and they are all in love with themselves and their titles.

Anonymous said...

Oh look it's the racist James Yakahomo's buddy.

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Anonymous said...
Looks like fresh new hair cut. Where could he get a cut with all the barbershops & salons closed?

April 8, 2020 at 8:43 PM

Good point!

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Anonymous said...
You might know he would want something delicate and lacey.

April 8, 2020 at 3:42 PM

His boyfriend, Jordan Gilmore, loves delicate and Lacey.

April 8, 2020 at 5:29 PM

I remember when Jake Day and Jordan Gilmore went on a vacation together to another country and got a hotel room with a single bed. Ask me how I know!

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Anonymous said...
size 36 Bra Not a Jock strap !!!

April 8, 2020 at 9:19 PM

Triggered much....

Anonymous said...

There is a new show coming on TLC about Ghetto'Bury and Jake Day's upcoming Pride Parade and Festival called Dragnificent! Jake Day is doing great things for Ghetto'Bury, just ask him.

Dragnificent! Sneak Peek

Coming in April... From weddings to high school reunions, everyone wants to slay their big day! These four superstar drag queens are transforming women into their most empowered selves, teaching them how to slay, every day, in every way.

Anonymous said...

Operation “drag”net

Anonymous said...

I heard Jake Day had a hissy fit the other night when he saw that the majority of the county council didn't approve his pre-annexation agreement to the airport. They wanted to run water from Wor Wic Community College to the airport. I raised hell with my councilman because I don't want to be annexed into the city. I bought my home far away from the city so I wouldn't have to worry about that and now those idiots are pushing for annexation. I don't care if annexation is next year or 30 years from now I DON'T WANT TO BE ANNEXED INTO SALISBURY.

Shame on John Cannon, Bill McCain and Josh Hastings for fighting for this pre-annexation. John Cannon and Bill McCain you are my council rep and you need to listen to your constituent. All Socialist buddies of Socialist Jake Day! They lost a lot of votes over this if they plan to run for office again.

Anonymous said...

Ok
I will bite.
How do you know?

Let me guess, you were there and it was a threesome.

God, I’m smart

Anonymous said...

Seriously, how do you know?

Anonymous said...

Nice fresh haircut 💩!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ok
I will bite.
How do you know?

Let me guess, you were there and it was a threesome.

God, I’m smart

April 9, 2020 at 10:59 AM

Close, but no cigar.

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Anonymous said...
Is there truth to him and Gilmore?

April 8, 2020 at 11:17 PM

Who, Jordan Gilmore? You better believe it's the truth!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Seriously, how do you know?

April 9, 2020 at 1:42 PM

I have pictures and now they are trying to pretend they are both all American married men.

Anonymous said...

If you have pictures put them out there! Expose him....

Anonymous said...

Why don’t you put the pictures out there and expose Mayor Day for the gay man he really is?!?!

Anonymous said...

It’s odd, Jordon Gilmore used to have random single pictures of Jake Day on his Facebook page now they are all gone!?!?

Anonymous said...

Jordan Gilmore or Kendall Kratch? Both?

Anonymous said...

Will you all please quit picking on the highly esteemed Mayor. Why I know of no one more capable of spending millions of taxpayer dollars on such great projects. Just look around downtown Salisbury and marvel at the park like atmosphere and ambiance being generated. Think of all the city workers that will need to be employed to maintain the plants and vegetation. Upon completion of his plan, most mid city dwellers will be able to obtain and use electric golf carts for commuting. It will all be so eco friendly and wonderful, thanks to our wonderful Mayor.