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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Three Sheets, That's It!


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny!

Anonymous said...

America needs some brevity during this crisis. I do not mean to make light of the poor souls who have succumbed to this terrible affliction, I'm sure God will show mercy.

Anonymous said...

Out of toilet paper? Eat cheese.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody remember cloth diapers and how to wash them?

Anonymous said...

it used to be a quarter at gas stations Just to use a Toilet &
before that is was a Dime Just to use one & open the stall door

I remember !!!

Anonymous said...

Better make one also for Female Pads & Tampons !!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Put in a Crane pickup Arcade Machine to Pick up the Rolls of
TP instead of Toys !!!!

That would be a money maker , since it would take alot of trys just to get a roll !!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Pelosi's family is using the KFC ad slogan from the 70's as their go to phrase during this time of no paper.

Anonymous said...

You know how your dog is always licking your hand, well now is a good time to use this habit for your benefit.

Anonymous said...

"Three sheets" That's all it takes to get me in the wind.

Anonymous said...

March 24, 2020 at 9:23 AM:

Yeah, I remember, but I can't find rubber pants in my size.

Anonymous said...

March 24, 2020 at 9:28 AM:

And if there was a line, everyone used it for the same dime / quarter.

Anonymous said...

I just scoot my butt across the carpet, like my dog does.

Anonymous said...

Put that in Congress !!!!!