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Saturday, March 07, 2020

15 Ways To Wipe Your Butt When The Toilet Paper Is Gone

It’s been said that toilet paper will be worth its weight in gold after the sh*t hits the fan. I don’t think this is far from the truth. Toilet paper is a modern luxury that people tend to take for granted until the moment they reach for it and find nothing but a cardboard roll. When that happens, they would gladly pay top dollar for a few squares.

You know you’ve been there. Of course, all you have to do is waddle around the house until you find some more toilet paper or at least some paper towels. But what if you don’t have anymore? What would you do then?

This is why it’s important to store plenty of toilet paper. But that’s not enough. What if the crisis lasts a long time and you run out? What if you have to abandon your home? What if your toilet paper is destroyed by flood or fire? In case that happens, you’ll need to consider some substitutes for toilet paper.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you think people did years ago .

Anonymous said...

A rabbit )😁

Anonymous said...

Do you wash the rabbit after each use?

Anonymous said...

BC (before crisis) we actually did use Sears catalog in the outhouse.

Anonymous said...

BC (before crisis) we actually did use Sears catalog in the outhouse. Guess it will be difficult with smart phones.