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Saturday, February 08, 2020

People Are Swallowing Glitter Pills To Make Their Crap Sparkle

The internet has been a wonderful invention in many ways, allowing us to learn about everything under the sun as well as connect to people around the world at any time. However, there are plenty of downsides too, one of which being some of the idiotic trends that seem to take hold. One such trend is swallowing glitter pills to make your crap sparkle. Why is this a thing?

1. A COMPANY CALLED S**T THE GLITTER IS BEHIND THE PILLS.

They sell exactly what you would imagine they sell: tiny pills filled with lots of glitter, from general multi-colored pills to holiday-themed colors and everything in between.

2. WITH A NAME LIKE THAT, IT’S CLEAR WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

While I’m assuming legal obligations force S**t The Glitter to insist that the point of the pills is to go to the toilet and then dump the glitter in so that you never ingest it, there would be a) no reason to do that and b) no reason to put the product in pill form if that was the case anyway. They’re meant to be swallowed and that’s what people are doing.

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Imagine how "sparkly" the streets of San Fransisco could be.  

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Am I to assume there are no pictures?

Anonymous said...

San Francisco streets could be paved with glitter.

Anonymous said...

Put some on the Democrats > They are CRAP & will Sparkle !!!

Anonymous said...

Is there a variety that has perfume? Mine doesn't, but I friends that 'doo'.

Anonymous said...

How special!
When will some idiot personality endorse this and create high end (pun) glitter made from real gold foil and diamond dust?
Maybe it'll be the rage, with gruops of friends gathering around the bowl to see one another's glittery droppings.
Don't even get started with adding glow in the dark additives to light those poops right up!

Anonymous said...

My dog ate our daughters crayons and that was colorful in the yard.

Anonymous said...

Give some to Pelosi so she can SPARKLE like the poop she is !!!

mmm....mmmmm.......mmm said...

A nice fart would be hilarious

LastMohican said...

Imagine how "sparkly" the streets of San Fransisco could be.

lmao good one

Anonymous said...

Fluorescent glitter would make San Francisco safe to walk at nite.

Anonymous said...

That's some gay ( happy) sh☆t!!

Anonymous said...

Mayor Pete

Anonymous said...

Pelosi Schiff Schumer Nadler seen taking some !!!!