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Saturday, February 15, 2020

Elizabeth Warren Consoles Supporters After NH: Breathe Deep, Eat Chocolate, ‘Hug Your Pet’


Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) sent a sorrowful email to supporters following her poor performance in New Hampshire’s primary, assuring them it is acceptable to “take a moment and feel that pain” and encouraging them to eat extra chocolate, hug a pet, and “watch videos of cats and dogs who are friends” to better cope with the outcome.

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bye bye granny.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing what we allow to be considered to be president of the United States. This country is becoming a joke

Anonymous said...

Just shut up

Anonymous said...

There she goes again with that "plan" 😂 None of her plans make any sense - give up Lizzy. 😳😂😂😂

TheRealRay said...

And later on scream at the sky...

Anonymous said...

Now the bitch can get a job in the Library.

Anonymous said...

How about you break out a sex toy and sooth yourself with that. Geek.

Anonymous said...

If I had to pick which one of the democrat hopefuls is the lesser of the evils, I really do not know which one I would pick. Even if I was a democrat, I could not bring myself to vote for either one of them. They are all scary. I do not want to live in a communist country and that is exactly what it will be if any one of them wins.

Anonymous said...

Pocahontas need return to teepee with beer and fire water.....spend rest of her days watching buffalo roam!!!

Anonymous said...

She forgot to mention the crying closet...