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Tuesday, December 24, 2019

This Is How To Go Christmas Shopping

Start at 4:30 AM Christmas Eve. No jackasses blocking isles. No lines for a register. No waiting for parking spaces. No grumpy employees. 

By the way, Caribbean Joe's is open at 4:00 PM tonight and Christmas day 4:00 PM to close. I'll have turkey and fixings both days.  

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