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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Introducing the Democrats Newest Idea: The Music Tax

The party that brought you the rain tax is now bringing you something just as absurd.

Baltimore County Democrats have been happier than in pig in slop ever since Democratic County Executive Johnny Olszewski, Jr. was elected. They knew that they finally found a Democrat that would raise taxes far above and beyond where they were needed.

Democrats on the Baltimore County Council have taken the ball and run with it, as Baltimore County Councilman Tom Quirk has come up with something brand new: The Music Tax.

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What, no orgasm tax yet?

Anonymous said...

I guess we can't expect anything else from a stupid Democrat.

Anonymous said...

Democrats are crooks.

Anonymous said...

Democratic president candidates have also said they want a tax on each individual cartridge of ammo.

So the Pittman/Robertson tax on all ammo and guns will still go to conservation, but this $50 tax on a box of 50 rounds will go to pay for emergency room care of gunshot victims, rehabilitation of criminals, and other social programs.

Anonymous said...

All: you let the do it so shut the f' up... Here ends your lesson...

Anonymous said...

Soviet Socialist Republic of Maryland. They should look at themselves and balance their own books.

Anonymous said...

This is about controlling where "the riff raff" are, and not about taxes.

It's about control over neighborhoods, property values, and profits. Neighborhoods previously been "depressed" that had music venues/bars that were prosperous, being bought up for cheap, then city "revitalization" money gets injected... buildings are renovated... and prices go up and people make a fortune... if only there were some way to get rid of these pesky bars and music venues and riff raff. Who is buying fancy expensive hip new pads when there is riff raff about, and loud music keeping you awake till 2 in the morning?

And here you have it. That is what this is about. Taxes are just a small side hustle. That's not where the REAL money is.

Anonymous said...

AOC wants a condom tax, to support unwed mothers on welfare.

Anonymous said...

@1024am, we have Delaware and Virginia to drive to in order to buy our ammo if Maryland is dumb enough to tax it.

Anonymous said...

You STFU 12:46 you are not a rock