French Church

This notice can now be found in all French churches.

Translation:

It is possible that on entering this church you may hear the Call of God.

On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by ‘phone.

Thank you for turning off your phone

If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
talk to him.

If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.