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Sunday, August 05, 2018

Salisbury Maryland, The City Of Fruits & Nuts

Publishers Notes: Well, will you be volunteering? Don't forget your loafers and pussy hats. 

When will the City be celebrating STRAIGHT Heterosexual people? Is this not discrimination to the mass majority of taxpayers and business people who actually carry the City financially? Did Mayor Day and Jim Ireton do a STUDY to see if this is insulting to these very taxpayers? Perhaps heterosexuals are no longer welcome in Salisbury. 


TWO SNAPS UP!

87 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't want this!

Anonymous said...

That's not true.. you can't just put random colors on public drive lanes.. there are nation safety rules that govern what and how to mark travel lanes... it's illegal!

Anonymous said...

GAAAAAAAAK! Over the top stupid, may I be offended?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that is not allowed as per the MUTCD..
LOOM IT UP...
The Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices for Streets and Highways, or MUTCD defines the standards used by road managers nationwide to install and maintain traffic control devices on all public streets, highways, bikeways, and private roads open to public travel.

Anonymous said...

Whaaaaaaaaaatttt?!???

Anonymous said...

That's just a step in the weird direction.

Anonymous said...

This is incredible. What else can they do to upset the mainstream citizenry?

Anonymous said...

Well, with the Folk Fest coming up, no transportation figured out, no talent booked, homeland security saying to shut it down, and no volunteers to help out, I guess this is a good way to spend City resources.

Anonymous said...

great idea! (sarcastic eye roll) a giant party of inexperienced volunteer road painters using 7 different colors... what could go wrong??

Anonymous said...

YOU.ARE.AN.IDIOT.

Regardless of hetro, gay, lesiban, trans, black, white , orange. etc., and you make money, spend money in Maryland, Wicomico County, and Salisbury, you are a taxpayer.

Just let people be.

Painting a crosswalk hurts no one and it brings joy to others.

Stop the hate talk.

Once again, enough is enough.

Anonymous said...

Gay pride baby... Bed over we are not done here...

Anonymous said...

Actually, all crosswalks are white and straight. So they made a gay one. BFD! You are offended?

Anonymous said...

3:29-I am weary of the in-your-face actions of a small group of individuals. If you truly believe that we are all equal, then why the special treatment???

Perhaps I will volunteer to paint - in red - TRUMP 2020.

Anonymous said...

Ok then... I’d like to paint a cross right in the middle of the intersection of Main Street and Division Street.

That would be fine with you, correct?

Anonymous said...

@ 3:29

YOU ARE THE IDIOT

This is illegal, do some research but as long as it "brings joy to others" breaking the law is ok? You probably support the "rights" of illegal immigrants also?

You must be a liberal snowflake

Anonymous said...

keep that kind of crap for Rehoboth!

Anonymous said...

@329 its illegal
sorry 🏳️‍🌈

Anonymous said...

3:29-No one but you mentioned hate. This is stupid. That's my opinion. Not about hate, but inappropriate on the road!

Anonymous said...

I say don't paint the road at all, signifies black lives matter :)

Anonymous said...

Oh yeesssssss hehehehe

Anonymous said...

Waste of tax payers money. This is the policies that take place when idiots are in charge. Of course obama set the bar very high.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean I can go paint any street in Salisbury any way I want it too be. 3:29 says it will bring joy to me and it is ok.

Anonymous said...

And what does that demographic consist of?
Homophobic shorebilly racists?

Read 3:29’s post and then get over it. It only affects you if it affects you.

Anonymous said...

I am fine with letting them be...in their own home. Stop pushing this crap in my face in public. You dont see heterosexuals flaunting their identity in public. Your rights end where mine begin and vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Well said.
It’s fear that drives the hate.

Anonymous said...

They want equality......so when do the straight people get to paint a crosswalk?

Anonymous said...

3:54
Why is it illegal? If that is the case someone needs to let Jakie Boy know he is breaking the law.

Anonymous said...

3:29. There is no such thing as hate speech.

Anonymous said...

Where are this idiots priorities?

Anonymous said...

Just like those stupid reflectors they put in the streets

Anonymous said...

I'd like to say something positive, but it just isn't coming.

Anonymous said...

You see. The rainbow in this instance may be innocent but it nots its new age luciferian BS. Just more from proof of "the hidden dangers of the rainbow". Read it educate yourself to the deception and lies of the agenda

Anonymous said...

This is a joke,right?

Anonymous said...

So they are taking down Confederate and Christian Monuments and statues across the land to replace with rainbow crosswalks. As a brother of a transgender gay man, I can say with the utmost certainty, they are the most bigoted bunch of morons. But lets celebrate their mental illness with a rainbow crosswalk. I bet there will be a lot of skid marks and burnouts to be laid on it.

Anonymous said...

Can we also paint an American with MAGA IN THE center at another crosswalk. I'll volunteer for that. F'in Snowflakes

Anonymous said...

Just recently, Ocean City removed some of their wider, more comfortable wooden benches from Downtown. Overnight, the regular homeless disappeared. With a little effort, Salisbury might have an opportunity to lure away from the beach by offering more comfortable benches. So far, Somerset and South Division St (transit center) have been removed. Those "citizens" have relocated to Sunset park and the Frontier Town bus stop west of the original benches.

Shore Transit has a bus with advertising on it that states "Meet friends + Free Food" so they may already be recruiting for Salisbury.

Anonymous said...

Let people be in the privacy of their own home.

Anonymous said...

I am going to drive my car there and have an “accident”. Then, I will sue the city for contributory negligence as I do not know what those road markings mean or what actions they direct. Let’s see them defend that. The law says road markings must be universal for drivers to receive training that fits all locations. It’s illegal. Let’s see how they defend it. Maybe they should have consulted the city attorney or State Highway Adminstration before making rash decisions.

Anonymous said...

Precisely

Anonymous said...

Gravity always wins.Good will overcome bad and smart will overcome stupid.

Anonymous said...

Ha!

Anonymous said...

LOL what do you expect from Salisbury aka The Smelly Crotch of the Eastern Shore. Of all the important things to call in volunteers for the imbeciles dream up this. Old people's houses are falling apart because they are dirt poor, the trash laying around on the streets in many parts of Salisbury is appalling, the blight and poverty and crime is rampant and some feel compelled to do waste of time idea. Please please someone be there to take pictures of the losers who participate in this so we can all see who they are.

Anonymous said...

This is not allowed as per US Dept of Transportation. More info can be found online in the Manuel on Uniform Traffic Control Devices.
What's incredible are they are "partnering with the City of Salisbury" to do this.
Well maybe it's not that incredible. I've watched that goofy bunch of misfits (mayor and council) on the PAC site a time or 2. All their IQ's together can't be much above the moron level.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Well, with the Folk Fest coming up, no transportation figured out, no talent booked, homeland security saying to shut it down, and no volunteers to help out, I guess this is a good way to spend City resources.

August 3, 2018 at 3:28 PM

Jake is forcing public works employees to work the festival...no exceptions allowed!!!

Anonymous said...

Why stop here, lets create one for pedophiles, they have rights to. They were born attracted to kids just as gays were born that way. SMH

Anonymous said...

To bad you can't do your job during work hours. Like quoting the MUTCD. ACTUALLY. THE CITY CAN DO WTF IT WANTS. LOOK THAT UP FOOL.

Anonymous said...

It blatently violates several safety standards and should not be done.

Anonymous said...

Volunteer.

Then screw it up. Badly. How hard is semi permenant paint to get up? Throw it in the middle of the streey.

Anonymous said...

If we can't have a confederate flag crosswalk, how come we can have a rainbow crosswalk? How come we can't have black lives matter crosswalk with dead cops painted on it? How come we can't have an islamicic crosswalk with bombs painted on it? How come we can't have a Hollywood actors crosswalk with a$$holes painted on it? How come we can't have a Asian crosswalk that's slanted? How come we can't have a catholic church crosswalk with little naked boys on it? How come we can't have a native american crosswalk with scalps on it? Once again ....Enough is Enough! Where does it End?

Anonymous said...

Instead of walking, they're going to skip, holding hands, through the crosswalk.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when the minority controls the majority.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing the THIN BLUE LINE isn't included.

Anonymous said...

surprised its not on the police cars . Maybe they should try to figure out why there is such a turn over at Salisbury Police.

Anonymous said...

The penalty for noncompliance with MUTCD standards is 10% of federal highway funds received in that fiscal year. Who is expected to pay for that?

Anonymous said...

I will skip making a rebuttal to some of these simple remarks. I will say this town sure can screw up. I drive along at night West on the 50 parkway under Rt 13 and a bicycle lane jumps up. When I say jump up, while cruising the posted speed limit and it is dark a damn bicycle emblem is in the roadway and even knowing it's there I feel like I'm getting ready to hit something in the roadway. What the heck is a rainbow going to do for foot traffic or motorist?

Anonymous said...

Instead of using tax payers money to paint the roads, use the money to fix the potholes on the roads.

Anonymous said...

This is part of the GLOBALIST agenda disseminated through their many globalist network agencies.
Therefore, Jake got his marching orders from the PNC Building downtown.

Anonymous said...

I once got into lake ponchie and as soon as me and my dog came out we both shit ourselves uncontrollably for an hour hiding behind the car door and full of shame.

Anonymous said...

ou have no idea what’s on the streets down here. I literally had a homeless guy post up on a car, back to the door (that he didn’t own) pants on his ankles shitting into the gutter. He saw me shaking my head and gave me two thumbs up. Quick tip for all y’all tourists, even our homeless sleep with at least a piece of cardboard between them and the street, and it’s not for comfort.

Anonymous said...

When will the stupidity stop?Tthose who are in favor of this sign up for a lobotomy now!

Anonymous said...

They should also replace the traffic lights at that intersection with disco balls. How cool would that be.

Anonymous said...

Three guesses who dreamed up this idea and the first two don't count

Anonymous said...

Rainbow colored Crosswalks are not recommended nor approved by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration nor the US Dept of Transportation Federal Highway Administration.

The Maryland Motor Vehicle Admin shows the recommended black and white contrast lines as part of the MD MVA licensing book.

So I assume no one will get a ticket for not recognizing a rainbow as a crosswalk. Let's just hope no one gets struck by a vehicle in the meantime. Especially a child.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I once got into lake ponchie and as soon as me and my dog came out we both shit ourselves uncontrollably for an hour hiding behind the car door and full of shame.

August 5, 2018 at 9:22 AM

That happens to the few people that try to paddleboard in Poo River.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

YOU.ARE.AN.IDIOT.

Regardless of hetro, gay, lesiban, trans, black, white , orange. etc., and you make money, spend money in Maryland, Wicomico County, and Salisbury, you are a taxpayer.

Just let people be.

Painting a crosswalk hurts no one and it brings joy to others.

Stop the hate talk.

Once again, enough is enough.


August 3, 2018 at 3:29 PM

Speaking of IDIOT WTF is hetro and lesiban?

This sounds like that illiterate HOMO Seamus Benn from ANTIFA Wicomico Progressives. STFU you stupid Transgender Moron.

Anonymous said...

3:29 your gay lay off the soy. I would jay walk before I walk over that mess. I cut my cable off because I'm tiered of it being shoved down my throat.If it keeps up I won't spend another dime in Salisbury because I won't go there.Jake Dayhole your barking up the wrong tree. This is the eastern shore not Berkeley Don't use my money to paint homo graffiti all over Salisbury when we can't even keep up the infrastructure and your lunch tab.

Anonymous said...

What do you people care? Not like any of you ever come downtown anyway. Stay in Pittsville with the rest of the shorebilly snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And what does that demographic consist of?
Homophobic shorebilly racists?

Read 3:29’s post and then get over it. It only affects you if it affects you.

August 3, 2018 at 4:38 PM

Because someone doesn't approve of your lifestyle doesn't make them a racist. When Liberals are losing an argument they are quick to drop the race card, but since that doesn't work they have to amp it up with "Homophobic shorebilly racist."

Oh boy that one really hurt and hit them below the belt. You are one tough guy, or do you prefer girl, calling Eastern Shore folks "shorebillies."

Well guess what HOMO, since you don't fit in and our Eastern Shore ethics aren't going away then we suggest you find you a little safe place in San Francisco where you are more welcomed.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Poo River, I thought Jim Ireton promised to have it cleaned up by now??

Anonymous said...

Then maybe the majority should have had someone run for Mayor instead of having Day run unopposed.

Anonymous said...

People trying to say that a rainbow crosswalk is against the law.... Don't just read what you want to read. Read everything. MUTCD clearly defines a crosswalk as: "(a) that part of a roadway at an intersection included within the connections of the lateral lines of the sidewalks on opposite sides of the highway measured from the curbs or in the absence of curbs, from the edges of the traversable roadway, and in the absence of a sidewalk on one side of the roadway, the part of a roadway included within the extension of the lateral lines of the sidewalk at right angles to the center line; (b) any portion of a roadway at an intersection or elsewhere distinctly indicated as a pedestrian crossing by pavement marking lines on the surface, which might be supplemented by contrasting pavement texture, style, or color." These crosswalks quite easily fall into section (b). Completely legal. But I don't expect you inbred country folk to comprehend.

Anonymous said...

I am much more concerned with the fact that Bennett high school only has one bathroom open with no more than 5 stalls outside of the lunch room next to the school store and that must serve the ENTIRE school. All other bathrooms on both floors are locked down at all times due to "mischief". This direct from the tour guide who will be a Sr. this year giving us a guided tour of the school during Freshman orientation. To me, that is a real issue, not semi-permanent paint that probably won't happen in the first place. I guess because the bathrooms exist even tho not used that meets code??

Anonymous said...

We care because all of our tax money is being blown downtown on your crony friends 10:06 with just a few other crumbs being spent on roads and bridges! Oh wait you will spend it on roads if a bike route or rainbow bridge is involved I take that back.

Dorothy Peterson said...

Why are you all so pressed lol..? I’m sure you all wouldn’t comment what you are if this weren’t anonymous. It’s great they’re doing this, just mind your own business 😂 don’t look if you don’t like it

Anonymous said...

I simply wish they’d put a crosswalk on 13 & Carroll Street!!!

Anonymous said...

best comment i've seen all day

Anonymous said...

Disco Balls!

Hilarious

Anonymous said...

11:48am no one from san francisco would want to step foot in this h*llhole

Anonymous said...

but that would be okay right? but god forbid a little life comes to a crosswalk

Anonymous said...

Why is it that you city leaders think that anyone who opposes your idiotic waste of tax money are "inbred country folk"? Some of us have been here before you were a twinkle in someones eye. Next election that third floor will rotate like a game of musical chairs! Dont think for one minute some of us have not connected all the dots. I hope your resumes are up to date and you plan on relocating. We wont hire you here after this does not turn out the way you thought.

Anonymous said...

Just face it guys, the gays are taking over Salisbury and there’s nothing you can do about it

Anonymous said...

I appreciate you calling me a city leader; however, I am not. Just remember that 70% of registered voters in the City of Salisbury are democrats (as of June this year). This is not about people in Pittsville or Mardela. The City elections will have more and more democrats. The County elections, sure, a bunch of conservatives. And there will be no tax dollars spent on this project. Do research. Volunteers will be doing the labor. And PFLAG will be paying for the materials required. I don't think people that oppose my views are "inbred country folk." I think the moronic people like you who believe they know things are the "inbred country folk." Lastly, I promise I'd have no issue getting a job. Young, White, College Educated, and not from this area.... I'm a dream candidate, baby. Maybe, just maybe, I'll take your job. Or even worse...I'll give it to an illegal.

Anonymous said...

This will likley look nice - I have no problem with it. However, perhaps the City should focus their efforts on the flower beds downtown (and all over town with the exception of the ones around SU) which look atrocious and like no one has cared for them all summer long. The weeds are insane and it just shows how things are seriously falling behind. I have never seen the beds in the median around downtown look so awful.

Anonymous said...

Joe I did a google search and apparently it is being done in several places. What I can't understand is why these Libtards are catering to a few mental cases when the vast majority of the taxpaying public is very offended by this craziness!

Anonymous said...

Your boastful assumptions emphasize your lack of experience and youthful ignorance. I hope for your sake you get to experience what pride feels like. That kind of ego comes from someone who is out of touch, not from pride. Job? You will need a job? That is so cute omg. Keep cheering for the wreckless beurocrats. There isnt enough time for you to escape their lack of foresite. You have too much time left in front of you to run from it regardless of whether you stay here or go elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Traffic lights out in 5 way intersection on isabellI St for over 3 weeks. One green and one red on same side. Smh

Anonymous said...

Wth does this have to do with the topic at hand?